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like mark corrigan. when you can tell just by looking at them that they have shit, office job genes.
and david mitchell works as an actor, not as an office person
until he is made up and dressed to look that way for his succesfully telly show.
it sort of suggests that you could dress people to look at that way. or stop them looking that way.
Well done you.
Mark Corrigan is a successful comedian.
Who writes about serious issues in broadsheet papers but peppers his articles HILARIOUSLY with swearworks like this:
"Ukraine is essentially stuck between the aggressive motherland and the cautious Euriopean community meaning things are pretty shitted up right now".
Comedy! Look how I generate it with swearing.
What's your beef with Mitchell? You think he shouldn't swear?
I was just pointing out his style of humour then breaking it down using sarcasm, another tool of humour.
Crazy days see.
that I've quit my well paid office job to do something completely different with no plan?
Can I still turn this thread into that? Can I? Can I?
Didn't think so.
but thankfully I tend to take after my mum who doesn't look like an office worker at all.
I'm posting far too much in this thread.
I think I've ruined it for barleysugar.
smile a minute here.
Consider how many people work in your building.
Sounds like it could be a miserable place.
so that would be a positive
I'm quite glad I don't still live with my mum
in our WILD OFFICE SEX GAMES
criticising people based on their appearence and job. not really on
think there's probably some wiggle room
I like it. A bit like the time I decided to start every thread naming it after a disser e.g. "zxcvbnm-'s thread about last night's TV" or "cat_race's thread about buying a used car".
Was laugh a minute.
As in, the joke lasted about one minute.
i forgot to make my thread about public bin location familiarity
that I look like an 'artist' type (like i've been dragged through a hedge, basically). I'm incapable of looking sleek and professional. I really can't ever get a job where looking presentable is a requirement.
just cut your hair and shave and wear a cheap suit. it's easy
and yeah i'm probably talking shit and i just can't be arsed to make myself presentable every day
I think I'm going to give up at talking
Can't be arsed is different to can't though
I meant it more as in it's not something that comes naturally to me.
Cut her hair and wear a suit to look presentable?
my hair would basically never look presentable unless I shaved it to number 1 all over or something
(genetics! but at least i'm unlikely to go bald. especially now i have a massive scar on my head.)
and cheap suits are the WORST. you just look like a door-to-door sales dweeb.
whenever i spend more than about 4 hours in my maths basement my head and shoulders are in agony. they get those lumbar support chairs though i guess
or just an incredibly depressed person?
you were glad you weren't one of those people who look like they're just born to work in an office.