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you're a maverick f_c, i'll give you that
I'm ahead of my time
they'd be a dick mind you
probably gonna demolish some more cookies in a minute.
I'm a disgrace.
It was enormous.
and you've clearly made your mind up that some of the options are better than others, like if there's a tray of bacon and some of the bacon has crispy fat and other bits of the bacon are all not crispy and the person serving you doesn't give a damn about your unannounced bacon preferences and then you end up with a load of the bacon that's not as good as the bacon you'd have preferred. I'm not saying this has anything to do with your pickled bap but it's something that i hate none the less.
"no, I want THAT one" and I point.
Usually works. Usually.
i'm like, that'll make me look picky. but know, it'll just get me some decent bacon. damn i hate bad bacon.
will it give me special powers?
:D that dual corgi fall
Not sure I've been to the loo today.
severely hungover and just spent nearly an hour in the disabled toilets on the floor
I was so drunk I don't even remember eating the meal. I didn't eat all day so the cocktails just hit me,...
but most of my work mates are male and horny...I just wish I wasn't the one dancing. Oh the shame :'(
Just got back from site. Had a nice roast beef baguette with gravy and mustard, with a portion of roast potatoes and gravy from the carvery place at Beaconsfield services. They put so much mustard on that four mouthfuls actually hurt my nose a lot when eating it. Still good though.
Are you a builder?
Had to go and look at some work we're doing with some proper 'we're gonna build stuff' types though
Had to get 2 drinks on my break to get a £5 minimum spend on card. Have that London.
Someone brought up prostate cancer in the office and getting checked and I overshared because #YOLOFriday
Check your poochutes, guys!
did you display your ringpiece in the office?
'after having a massive camera up my arse all the way to my small intestines several times while being diagnosed for crohn's, a couple of fingers would be a breeze!'
if you followed it with a sexy wink then I think you're alright
I forgot the sexy wink
I am really really forgetful today. In fact i came on to tell you about twi things I have forgotten, and now I can't even remember whast the second one was!! TEEHEE.
Anyway, the first thing I have forgotten is that I was supposed to be at a meeting at ibrox at 2. WHOOPS. I daresay they'll manage without me.
still can't remember the second thing. riveting.
I didn't realise that when you connect your phone to the computer that dropxob automatically downloads all your photos....oh GOD
I only went and downloaded dropxbox on there and stayed logged in and everyone who used it saw photos
Their inclusion in that blog is the greatest injustice of all time.
Pretty happy about that, as they have a pool, jacuzzi, steam room, snooker room, gin terrace, a kitchen thats bigger than my flat and is always stocked up with loads of good wine and food. Oh and they have a chinese opium den, but no opium.
that sounds AMAZE. do you know I act for one of your v rich pals BTW? (or rather my team does.) KH of CR?
Obscenely fucking rich
SO RICH. I totally should have married KH.
some of the things that boy gets up to.....
It's a gin terrace.
i refuse argument you put forward.
and i shall be sitting on it in a couple of hours......drinking gin
too fucking cold for a gin terrace tonight, but i feel i need to to prove a point to meths
maybe snooker room.
no boost today. birthday cake instead (it's not my birthday today).
mines on sunday, cheers.
ro find my second wind for tonight.
looks quite sore a lot of the time
And I just found grated cheese in my hair
so need to decide on spotty dress or chevron dress, 80% sure it'll be chevrons...
also need to buy woodstain...
go with that!can't go wrong with polka dots.
do love a polka dot