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what's up your arse this afternoon?
Sounds painful anyway x
i'm barely bleeding out of my arse, but i'm still wearing an always ultra panty liner
until I was looking for a tab.
I enjoyed that he'd been doing his thing for a good 10 minutes.
Going to use this to register my disappointment at the Tesco meal deal. Worst meal deal.
got a fancy sandwich and two sides. turned out, inevitably, that the sandwich wasnt in the deal, but i'd queued for too long and wanted it, so stumped up
Crisps or....well, just crisps. Far cry from the slice of carrot cake(!) you get at Boots.
got the carrot sticks snack. big mistake.
Picked up the sandwich I fancied (cheese and red onion), and the crisps I wanted (wotsits, so I was having a cheese day, ok?0 and then thought, shit, I'd better grab a drink though for the meal deal. didn't really fancy their fruit juices and had had enough fizzy drinks already. so I grabbed a highland spring. I'm ringing it through when I realise that I'm going to come in at waaay under £3. and the water had been about a quid. So I just spent a quid on some water I didn't even want (we have mineral water at work) to get a deal I dind't even qualify for. FUCKING IDIOT ME. (i've done this on more than one occasion- keep forgetting that you neeed to get a fancy sandiwch and mccoys to save and £ on a meal deal.)
no, they definitely aren't. sorry! *curses under breath*
they seem to be in the sainsbury's I go to (or maybe I'm thinking of the tesco across the street. I think I am actually.)
it doesn't look right
obviously I know how to spell it
I don't really care either way
i hate pretending to be a nice person all the time
I'm meeting Big jules at 5 and going to drink a bottle of wine per hour until I smack someone. Can't waiT!
well, I am going to drink some wine with her but i then need to go to a networking event at a bank. Best behaviour.)
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
maybe we could meet up later and have a fight?
(giving a talk to technology start-up companies about investments. It's not even in a hotel, it's over at Santander's offices) (SNOOOOZE.) Free drink though so will probably be bouncing about later- stay in touch! (not for a fight though. I'm feeling pretty weedy today.)
not really in the mood
Georgie off Sky Sports is hosting! that ought to perk you up a bit. #fittie
Just under an hour. I suspect I'll be doing my talk and then keeling over. Have fun!
And it's sunny.
Also just saw I have an email from you. LOVELY :D
but couldn't make it sound not-cuntish enough
this super nice girl in my office does my nut
in summation, i agree
hows it still not 5pm
im in a public library right now using the computer and
a) the library smells like a sweaty bus journey
b) theres this moody little shit next to me who slams his fist down and goes "raarrghhhFUCK" everytime his computer lags
c) theres another kid with my old high school's uniform on (who looks to be 13/14) and shes doing her homework in comic sans. pink comic sans.
fuck this library