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means it is likely that effluence will be forced up through the ground floor toilets of surrounding properties.
with the colour, texture, and size of your effluence.
to your super car to escape them
quite fancy watching a film loosely based on that premise... any suggestions?
makes a remarkable recovery
a hostage situation
If just pissing, perhaps leaving it 2 or 3 toilet trips before flushing
If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down
But I was enjoying the comedy answers too
you done a shit but it's an unreasonably loud toilet
if the toilet is very loud, but the only access to it is via a door with incredibly squeaky hinges?
And the door hinges.
And have already turned the water off, but you had a rubbish curry (featuring the world's worst chicken pakora/nuggets) the night before and it's violently threatening to come screaming out of your bottom whether it's positioned over a toilet or not.
Even Elvis shoulda flushed it
said she'd just 'forgotten' to flush it.
We were having dinner and she was nagging the dad to go up and flush it, but he refused cause he was having his dinner.
So then Iw as just sitting there finishing my meal knowing there was a poo floating there upstairs
pulling the flush will render the shower unusable for five minutes while the cistern refills, so leave the toilet while you have your shower, then flush straight afterwards.
incapable of using public toilets in a non-horrendously disgusting way. Like not flushing, leaving piss on the seat, the floor, toilet paper everywhere, shit on walls etc
How have so many people failed so amazingly in basic toileting skills? Must be so many normal looking, well turned out people walking around who just act like they've had a lobotomy when in the loo
covering the walls with shit sometimes just can't be helped
then the only thing you can really do is wipe it off on the walls. And if you're doing that then why not write something racist or homophobic? Makes sense to me
not nearly enough