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Come on then
I don't think I've ever seen a pic of your whole face - always obscured by drinks/foodstuffs of one sort or another
Then destroys my Fridays on a regular basis.
(That's right, it's your fault I'm bad at aqos)
but ready to receive beer or food
They kind of stick out. I'm very conscious of them and that's why all the best photos of me (I think) have them HIDDEN.
it's just brilliant.
I've tried every combo on Google advanced search. plasticniki tea delicate tea drinking wanker WHAT FUCKING THREAD WAS IT IN fer fucks sake?
*a game a game of 'when the fuck did you last use a box box'
i usually let it grow for a month or two though before i do. just depends what day the photo was taken, aye.
how did you trick her
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However, I cannot.
or link them to sites that are not blocked by my work? Thanks.
here's another one of me TWOCing
It's ruined, ruined I tell you.
Or is that a very big bed.
the last one's a bit menacing
and *your* left eye. never know that one.
and then third one makes me worry that I could be knifed any day now.
and then will blink and remember stabbyface and just go run it off instead.
is just before you puked?
It was very convincing.
is what I want to know.
had to double-take
Forgot what it was like not living in a metropolis
was just trying to go for a thing of just putting up even the vaguest of lookalikes and not posting any words.
(you look great though. is that better?)
...or the fact that you appear to have a small person attached to the side of your head?
Now I can see nothing else.
A Partridge Abroad
"You know the Romans actually invented concrete. They said Rome was a city of marble, but it's really brick at best."
You look like somebody I know. are you sure your name's not Mike?
And I'm not sure.
We're not allowed to give out food that's damaged or past its best before date. And when I was doing a bit of food-sorting last weekend, there was a jumbo tube of Smarties with a broken seal. I was so tempted, I really was.
you book the telly "
that's what we used to say
not cool Scan.
Too hot for permanent records
^pretending to work
300 dead in tragic accident.
BIND HARD 2: BIND HARDER.
I FUCKING KNEW IT CUNTS
On the left
might photo that - see what you all think
NOT THAT I CARE ANYWAY!
I could put up a swank picture looking great or the many many awful photos of me looking disgusting.
I could put up a good one but where's the fun in that?
My ego makes me want to put up a good picture now.
don't try and work out which one I am because we have the same face: https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/998133_729682380389127_1415580834_n.jpg
Couple of others here too:
Whilst I've got you here, could you check your pms please cause I need some advice. Thanks x x
Whoops I swear I sent you one about amonth ago
Could've got swallowed up in all the site changes? Send again and I'll have a look!
you look like alan bennett
normally people say a young shostakovich!
and not a mean response to someone
thread's fucked obv
it was a Secret Santa present given to me this Christmas, framed and everything. Everyone says we all look the same :(((
Oh it must be your mum's.
I don't actually know if that's true at the mo
but not the facebook ones. Which has made this thread annoying. I know what you all look like anyway, mwahaha.
Last time we did the thread. A stealth hottie
I love your face
With my critters
With the lady shape
New Year Selfies
from my boyf
its a dress
is actually me.
use cute dog to distract from face. textbook.
It's ace. I want it.
she's a nightmare to take a picture of. never sits still.
Looks like she's wearing a tie <3
would look at again
That's so depressing and I don't know why.
where the Chuckle Brothers and various others were on Segways and kept faceplanting. I'm terrified of using one now.
Don't mess http://i.imgur.com/TPAzj8D.jpg
I'm on the right http://i.imgur.com/jkmpy8V.jpg
With my all time dog http://i.imgur.com/JYYhh7l.jpg
Brrrp boom ta ta ta brrrp boom ta ta ta
DON'T MESS boom ta ta ta
I'M ON THE RIGHT ta ta ta
WITH MY ALL TIME DAWG ta ta ta
Brrrp boom ta ta ta brrrp boom ta ta ta
Break it down
matthew crosby = andyvine
(I'd never heard of him tbf)
Well done x
Don't know how
That looks like a dressing gown but it isn't. Tricked you!
that actually shows my face. somehow manages to show it twice?
Band photo gone a bit wrong
Where I don't look like we do Bumford & Mums covers:
You've seen us after a couple...
Fucking boring Ultramarines.
so here's my mugshot from my student paper!
but he has a sexy face too
Laughing at that cab driver talking about white paste/rat spine Greggs sausage rolls video
Applying beard cream at EOTR
Mounting a sheep at a farm
Me and GZA
went a bit overboard there
Half way through this pdf
2 pints in 2 hands
And big tits?
Don't go fishing for compliments
is my new band name
can't you inject drama to yr veins some other way? make a song? write a poem?
Not a big fan of cigars
Big fan of drinking and pink sashes
and I feel bad posting other people.
So here's one of me with comedy hipster specs because I forgot my snow goggles - https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/528668_507821233419_1229488997_n.jpg
DiS, tell me if i should keep my glasses or get contacts. most of my pals seem to be pro-glasses but they are accustomed to the status quo and afraid of change so i don't trust the source. vote by thissing:
the DiS userbase definitely trends towards the bespectacled
glasses are good
although I might get rid of mine soon
now it looks like I've chosen glasses when if anything I would have chosen not glasses.
don't worry i'll give the thissing time delay plenty of time to elapse before compiling the final results
Now I prefer contacts. Give 'em a 3-month trial period or sum'n
you look ok with them too. gonna get contacts soon hopefully and put the glasses phase of my life behind me . last summer i went for a lens fitting and passed out in the chair halfway through though
I tried to get lenses. just so traumatic. every time my finger came close my entire face basically panicked. they gave up on me. sometimes wonder how my life would have been different. no regrets tho
nobody else i've asked experienced that. think i've just got really captivating eyes and also astigmatism
as my overall shortsightedness, bizarrely, has improved a little. ophthalmologists are easily-amused creatures tho
and now introducing...
bonus 2014 sadface cuz I'm old and can't take good pictures anymore: http://imgur.com/ZHtgE6r :-(
My hair needs to grow faster though >.<
i'm a fan of your current haircut. i want to grow mine out into a bob but it's gonna be horrible for a while. and i'm too indecisive, some days i love my hair more than anything and other days i despise it
Had a proper mullet for a while, but I didn't want to go to the hairdresser because they always cut off more than you ask. When it got just about long enough for a (very) short bob, I gave my friend some kitchen scissors and got her to cut it so it's roughly even haha >.<
It's still too short at the moment really. It's about top-of-mouth length, which isn't a good look unless you have some kind of actual jaw line.
Although it looks the hardest to manage. Never had long hair, so idk.
(heading out the door now)
You brilliant son of a...
fancy about 59 billion times more now
already had the hots for you
I like his colourful socks
Bit blurry, bit shit fuck off
is me. Bit on the blurry side.
I didn't get it at the time, but now ...
Look a bit more like this now. Only feeling good enough about myself to share because some mystery person left loads of chocolate and sweets on my desk.
You all look very nice and/or like nice people.
You have to post a picture of yourself now. You're an internet pervert otherwise.
I'm too LME famous to be able to do it these days.
Observing burger at ATP in 42 degree heat.
Consuming burger at ATP in 42 degree heat.
(I'm the one standing)
Chris Hadfields' son (who took the photo) was a little too snap happy with my iPhone. Got a couple of his cock after he took my phone to the toilet whilst was was chatting to his dad
not in a creepy way
Love you all but these threads are wayyyyy embarrassing.
But it would :-
a) Contradict what I said above.
b) Turn you gay, and I don't want to upset Mrs Guntrip
This is also probably the most recent photo of me tbh tbf.
Instead of saying "I'm 20" like an actual adult would.
How did you recognise it though?!
of pretty much every boozer in York. That place lost its license for a while just after it opened so you could only drink if you were ordering food. Those were sad times.
one my wedding day:
me in Bracebridge, ON, about to go up a cherry pickeer
It's a bit boring.
i knew it
which was a relief
mostly really surprised by how attractive everyone is... but then I imagine most people aren't posting their 'worst' photos (I normally look much fatter with blotchy skin).
For example, despite being a Sherlock fan and watching 12 Years A Slave about two days before, she recently claimed to not have the faintest idea who the two dancing guys in the Bafta (was it Bafta?) Awards party photos were.
Watched that Pointless episode and she was all like 'yeah, I met that guy for 15 seconds once 4 years ago'. Weird.
my hair is way better now, a
which one are you
Pouring beer on myself:
Drunk with a big ol' dog
my friends playstation
me as girl for play
the more i've had to drink the more i squint in photos
and waited to see how many desparate pms you got.
At a wedding/70s cop show audition.
With the love of my life
it used to be there
I saw it
This thread is rocketing along.
Don't usually take selfies, honest.