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I've never bought anything from Amazon.
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I've never bought anything from Amazon.
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Kerry Catona
Never eaten an Easter egg.
do you have a chocolate allergy? or just terrible parents?
which one is it?
The former.
The former
You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame, a licky boom-boom down.
:D :D :D
Everyone has licked out.....
..... a Creme Egg. Surely
(what did you think I was going to say...?)
i thought you were going say a creme egg
your mum
that's not a very nice thing to say
he didn't mean it
thanks Elaina,
with mum jokes, it's so difficult to tell for sure
have you just cussed your own mum a bit there?
no
I've never tweeted
Fuck you!
Been to Alton Towers
I live half-an-hour drive from Alton but
haven't been. Can't see the attraction of paying 40-odd quid to people whose sole purpose is to make me feel nauseous
not going to see Mumford and Sons at Wembley this summer then?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY
Alton Towers isn't in Alton, mate
Last time I looked it was
It's just outside Alton
But then it couldn't be in Alton, because it's multiple times the size of Alton.
I still live half an hour from Alton
Welcome to Pendants' Corner
Watched even the smallest bit of an episode of
Breaking Bad
Game Of Thrones
The Wire
been on facebook
Had a coke/pepsi
surfing
Swam
surfing
Skiing
FFS
Had sex
Ice-skating
seen Titanic
Everybody should learn to skate. It should be up there with riding a bike and swimming.
no
i will lose a finger.
or two...
I mentioned this to an attrative
recently, hoping to inspire a bit of light-hearted omg-can't-believe-you-haven't-seen-that! conversation. They told me very bluntly that it was the second-highest grossing film of all time and that I should really know better. Light-hearted conversation was pretty much dead in the water after that.
Skiing
surfing
theme parks
surfing
broken a bone
/been to hospital other than to visit someone
/as an outpatient for a very un-serious thing
had a general anaesthetic
freakin' terrified of this
been to New York
why?
Put it on your 2014 'to do' list
It's just never come acroiss my radar
Living in the Uk, when I go on holiday I like to lie in the sun and stew.
Also, it's £££ for a fairly short trip if you want to do it properly, I keep thinking '4 nights in NY versus 10 nighs in the Greek Islands... no brainer'.
there might also be the slight worry that if I go I won't want to come bakc, like happened to my friend suzi and although she loves her fancy NY life, she gets homesick.
that is a no brainer
4 nights in NY every time!
haha NO.
Horses for courses, obviously, but the last thing I want to do when wescaping a city that I do min 50 hours a week work in, the last thing I want to do is go to another busy city.
Sailing through turquoise seas in the sun and drinking wine and eating food which you can taste was grown in the sun and feelig that sun soak into your bones- that is what relaxes me. Not the sound of honking taxis, the smell of polluted air and steam going out of the pavements. Altrhough I still really do fancy gong. I think i'd need to tag a NY trip onto the end of a relaxing sun/ sailing/ beach holiday to really embrace and enjoy it and not just feel pissed off that I'd gone on a busman's holiday. If that makes sense?
and considering my recent expenditure
on property/ business, I don't see me having the spare cash for that - lottery wins aside- for quite a long time.
Oh god the honking
I love New York, but the incessant honking, 24 hours a day almost gave me a nervous disorder the last time I spent a week there
played candy crush or flappy bird or angry bird
or whatever the fuck these stupid games are.
been to a wedding
please someone invite me to one
aw, wouldn't it be so nice if your wedding was the first wedding you'd ever been to
that doesn't sound as fun
i got invited to my first non-family wedding recently
it's in June
Cheated
by that I mean cheated on my partner
I cheat at monopoly ALL THE TIME (but only if my sisteror my friend simon aren't playing as they are the arch-cheats and cannot be out-cheated.)
I don't think
or at least I hope that this isn't something that everyone does
I never have
But I know a frightening amount of people who have done at some point.
This lady on First Dates last week was like
ALL MEN CHEAT
naahhh.
^ This
Have never, and will never come close.
Not riding a moral high ground about it - just seems like a ridiculously short-sighted thing to do and a particularly onerous way of breaking up with someone.
Ummmm...
Watched the following films:
Top Gun
Terminator (1&2)
DUDE!
(arguable)
Add: any Back to the Future film
No time for that shit
driven a car
painted a room
killed a man
Moved to Berlin.
judging from the size of that thread
used snapchat or whatsapp for that matter.
had a nosebleed
Owned a smartphone
Had a threesome
Seen Schindler's List
Ridden a motorbike
Gone to Australia
Walked out of a job
Taken cocaine or ecstasy
Gone to a warehouse rave
Slept with a much older or younger member of the opposite sex
Gone skiiing
Got a fucking mortgage fucking fuck
I've done all bar two of these
You need to get out a bit more moker. Do some of this^ during your time off!
^ took ecstasy and then fucked a 90 year old man at a showing of Schindler's List
I've done lots too
These are just the things I haven't done.
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/e41/90a/8bf/resized/bad-advice-cat-meme-generator-lol-boring-b39cda.jpg
http://www.drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4444591#r7980427
THE JOKE IS THAT DEEPBLUE WENT MENTAL
WHEN HE WAS CALLED BORING.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
Calm down mate, no need to go full...
oh
Wet the bed as an adult
Bullshit
Featured on a recording of Do They Know It's Christmas
MDMA
same
I have smoked weed, but that is it. Apart from I did rub a tiny amount of coke on my gums once, fuck snorting it. It made me tingle a bit, glad I don't spend my weekends fucking around in toilets spending money on that bullcrap though. If ecstasy was safe and regulated, it would be tempting though.
That's about as adventurous with coke as I got
I then acted like a dick and thought that hiding in a bin and jumping out would make the girl I fancied fall in love with me because I was soooooo funny. Coke really is for cunts - love weed though. Did ecstasy once and spent the night panicking that I was going to die because of it. Never again.
followed a sports team properly*
*by which i mean actually give a shit about them
Don't do it.
Far better to watch sport as a neutral than get bogged down in the whole having-to-watch-matches-even-when-the-team-is-shit thing. The less said about supporting a club that goes into admin, the better!
aye, it's been a tough few years
Travelling
Every one I know has been somewhere good for a significant amount of time. Thaliand, Peru, Iceland, India, New York, LA, Australia, NZ, Brazil, Eastern Europe, you name it. The most I've ever done was 3 weeks in Hong Kong when I was 16 and that was only because my best mate's family moved there and my Nan paid for my flight to stay with them. I didn't even "find myself" or get a shit tattoo and the most I've had in the 18 years since is a couple of week-long holidays in Majorca. How do people even afford to do it?
I've been travelling
I splurged money that I'd been saving for a house because of FUCKIT.
I diodn't find myself.
I certainly didn't get a tatttoo as i think they are without exceptoin ndisgusting and/ or stupid looking (sorry everyone else in the world).
It is doable.
What I mostly discovered was how homesick I get when I'm away from the people that I really really love and that I probably shouldn't be going for that interview in the cayman isalnds.
Never been to or eaten a KFC
I lost my KFC virginity late last year!
Got so excited about my massive bucket (OOOOH PARDON) that I fell over on Princes Street and really twisted/ hurt my knee. KFC is FINGERLICKIN good.
Been to Scunthorpe.
Alright Tinie Tempah
Seen Star Wars - in any form
Got the original trilogy sitting on my hard drive though
got a tattoo
I forgot what thread this was
and was like: OOOH WHAT DID YOU GET? Oh...
was thinking about getting one yesterday actually
i know what i want and where
its your name on my arse
That's so common, though.
I need to get mine done soon really so it can heal before holiday...
oh okay well im actually thinking about getting something properly
so maybe we can make this a thing
Let us discuss this on Saturday
see what u my paint thinks.
nice paint u mate
proud u my mate 👯
Read the Cementimental thread.
thought i was the only one phew
bum sex
Anal
oh god i have the same mind as Crispin
BAN ME
what you doing tonight?
tell CG he just has to take deep breaths and relax
he'll be fine
*G
been to the uk
but that's gonna change in 3 months!
Seen Avatar
played monopoly
omg fo reals?
we need to have a monopoly party pronto
yeah, I love board games
but I've never really played any and I don't want people to think I'm an idiot so I avoid playing. That said I got Ticket to Ride for Christmas and it's awesome!
drunk a cup of tea or coffee
i don't believe you
Why not? I've had a sip of both, thought they both tasted of dirt and hot water so never went any further, I don't do squired tastes
*
Acquired
If you have a sip that isn't enough to judge it on though
You can have them in so many ways, it is like having a sip of beer as a kid and never drinking it again. Doesn't it make certain situations awkward, or do you have to get a hot chocolate instead or something?
I mainly drink coke. When offered a drink I normally say no thanks. Not a beer fan either.
been stung by a bee or a wasp
had sex. No really, I'm a virgin.
Had a massage
driven a car
Bloody hell
I've done most things mentioned in this thread....not sure what to make of that #YOLO
made a rubbish thread on www.drownedinsound.com
seen a pear