Pretty sure I've done this thread before but it's time for another one!
One accidents, injuries or generally daft things have you or your s/o done before/during/after/in the pursuit of sex?
I remembered one the other day; when I was trying to be sexy and spontaneous I put a bit of chocolate in my mouth and let it melt then went to kiss my bf at the time. Only, when I opened my mouth and went to kiss him the chocolate just fell out and slid off my tongue in a melty mess and landed on our clothes. Sexy.