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In my head most of dis is single but i bet in truth most of dis is taken.
are you asking me out?
I'm out your league and frankly insulted you would think otherwise
Are you doing a spectrum in peoples' asses? Is this a new thing that you can select on Facebook?
but.....mainly. like 99 per cent of the time it's one or the other.
and DiS is in many senses of the word average. So: people here are more than likely going to be one or the other.
yes it is.
that's what I'm doing.
it would appear they do.
Sometimes I'm not.
so literally *right* now. this hour.
and pining for a Mexican man from New York
Should obviously have said "No WAY Jose".
I prefer a more subtle approach.
You've tricked us all into lying
but I know her son, and I don't want him to be upset. It's all a bit of a mess really.
but you could at least show a tiny bit of remorse, for fuck's sake.
Like Cliff said
1,000 this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Really like that song by the way.
Oh Jean-Paul Belmondo <3
Are you not satisfied?
It is exactly as i thought.
1) more people are taken
2) even lurkers will log in to say they have a partner just to rub it in
3) japes is hateful.
You best back off
there's folk signing up just to rub it in
no wonder she chucked you
it's good to laugh
Good for you
I got a hot bar girl's number last night but there's no way on earth she's putting a ring on it. Sorry love.
someone should do a match making thing, maybe lay it out like a world cup wallchart or somthign
in the 'Group of Death' and make an inglorious, France-style early exit.
that was ridiculously thinly-veiled on reflection.
NoahVale, Spicer and Songs_about_ducking can be a threesome
will get on swimmingly.
there's enough perving to go around
I'm saving myself for sean
makes me not want one
i am fond of my mother
My mum keeps telling me to find a guy
the other week she told me I "need to put more effort in". Like she was talking about a degree or something.
''get stuck in and put it in the mixer''
interested parties contact thru the standard channels
If we can't get you a date, then you need to try a better dating agency! That's the Marlon guarantee
a front for a prostitution ring?