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indisputable truths
inspired by h_y_g's assertion that there is always one brand of deoderant on offer. you can't argue with that. it's true. it's indisputable.
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4444464#r7969503
what else is indisputably true?
something about airline food?
pizza is really good
^ autofill
sean!
why do none of my terrible threads appear? are you trying to tell me something?
oh it did appear
this is embarrassing
Everyone you know and love will die
I reckon by the time we die
they'll have invented a way to replace body parts with robotics
our grandchildren will all be robocops
Cats>Dogs
*Ducks*
I'm sorry, where do ducks come into this equation?
ducks > geese > dogs
You've done yourself there.
Aye, I think so.
Brainy no worky today.
If you know someone who has a naturally fast walking pace
They'll boast about it. Like it fucking means ANYTHING.
Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
can't jesus shoot sunbeams out his eyes? the fuck does he need you cunts for
if you're trying to get around London by public transport
it will always take an hour, no matter how you travel or how far you're travelling
nah
sometimes it takes much longer
Nah
30 mins. But I don't travel to East London much.
even if the actual elapsed time is less than an hour
it will still feel like an hour
if you're ever london to london around london by london london
it will always london london london, no matter how london you london or how london london're londonning.
London
I'm sensing some hostility here
^ has never gotten the tube to heathrow
Cricket doesn't matter
what about CRICKET?
If you have two near identical keys
on the same keyring, you'll always put the incorrect one into the door first.
key covers man.
you might as well have said
"it's always in the last place you look!!!!!"
Shoe laces only ever snap when you are in a hurry
FACT
One can never have enough pens
FACT
^pen salesman
*penis alesman
penis ails men
we are everyday robots on our phones
Really makes you think
is this even more profound than
Horsemeat in the burgers, people commit murders, everyone’s on bugle, we’re being watched by Google
?
USB plugs will only ever work on the third attempt
Because of science
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/USB+explanation_c44697_4469632.png
Safely Remove Hardware
is complete fucking wet blanket bullshit
no
^got some tales of woe, this one
Mobile phones don't ignite petrol fumes
A stationary plane on a rolling runway won't take off
males under 6'3 are less likely to get to pass on their inferior genes
how do you explain the population of china?
racist
The whole of China is racist?
Sounds a bit racist mate.
the chinese are pretty racist, generally