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indisputable truths

noise_ramones [Edit] [Delete] 45 replies 14:13, 26 February '14

inspired by h_y_g's assertion that there is always one brand of deoderant on offer. you can't argue with that. it's true. it's indisputable.
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4444464#r7969503

what else is indisputably true?

something about airline food?

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  • pizza is really good

    ^ autofill

    ethricdouble | 26 Feb '14, 14:14 | X
    noise_ramones and plasticniki this'd this
  • sean!

    why do none of my terrible threads appear? are you trying to tell me something?

    noise_ramones | 26 Feb '14, 14:14 | X
    • oh it did appear

      this is embarrassing

      noise_ramones @noise_ramones | 26 Feb '14, 14:15 | X
  • Everyone you know and love will die

    Antpocalypsenow | 26 Feb '14, 14:18 | X
    • I reckon by the time we die

      they'll have invented a way to replace body parts with robotics

      our grandchildren will all be robocops

      noise_ramones @Antpocalypsenow | 26 Feb '14, 14:24 | X
  • Cats>Dogs

    *Ducks*

    valenci | 26 Feb '14, 14:21 | X
    • I'm sorry, where do ducks come into this equation?

      DanielKelly @valenci | 26 Feb '14, 14:22 | X
      valenci, foppyish, and cocodaLOL this'd this
      • ducks > geese > dogs

        noise_ramones @DanielKelly | 26 Feb '14, 14:25 | X
    • You've done yourself there.

      justanothersheeldz @valenci | 26 Feb '14, 15:08 | X
      • Aye, I think so.

        Brainy no worky today.

        valenci @justanothersheeldz | 26 Feb '14, 15:29 | X
  • If you know someone who has a naturally fast walking pace

    They'll boast about it. Like it fucking means ANYTHING.

    moker | 26 Feb '14, 14:22 | X
  • Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam

    Balonz | 26 Feb '14, 14:24 | X
    • can't jesus shoot sunbeams out his eyes? the fuck does he need you cunts for

      japes @Balonz | 26 Feb '14, 14:26 | X
  • if you're trying to get around London by public transport

    it will always take an hour, no matter how you travel or how far you're travelling

    guntrip | 26 Feb '14, 14:27 | X
    plasticniki, Ichor, moker, GayGuevara, emilymelody, and TheWza this'd this
    • nah

      sometimes it takes much longer

      noise_ramones @guntrip | 26 Feb '14, 14:28 | X
    • Nah

      30 mins. But I don't travel to East London much.

      valenci @guntrip | 26 Feb '14, 14:28 | X
      • even if the actual elapsed time is less than an hour

        it will still feel like an hour

        guntrip @valenci | 26 Feb '14, 14:30 | X
        plasticniki, Ichor, and Jordan_229_2 this'd this
    • if you're ever london to london around london by london london

      it will always london london london, no matter how london you london or how london london're londonning.

      justanothersheeldz @guntrip | 26 Feb '14, 15:10 | X
      • London

        andyvine @justanothersheeldz | 26 Feb '14, 15:13 | X
        • I'm sensing some hostility here

          noise_ramones @andyvine | 26 Feb '14, 15:20 | X
    • ^ has never gotten the tube to heathrow

      ethricdouble @guntrip | 26 Feb '14, 16:53 | X
  • Cricket doesn't matter

    sadpunk | 26 Feb '14, 14:52 | X
    • what about CRICKET?

      noise_ramones @sadpunk | 26 Feb '14, 15:03 | X
  • If you have two near identical keys

    on the same keyring, you'll always put the incorrect one into the door first.

    moker | 26 Feb '14, 14:54 | X
    • key covers man.

      japes @moker | 26 Feb '14, 15:04 | X
    • you might as well have said

      "it's always in the last place you look!!!!!"

      j0hn @moker | 26 Feb '14, 15:05 | X
  • Shoe laces only ever snap when you are in a hurry

    FACT

    NoahVale | 26 Feb '14, 14:57 | X
    Raanraals this'd this
  • One can never have enough pens

    FACT

    NoahVale | 26 Feb '14, 14:59 | X
    • ^pen salesman

      japes @NoahVale | 26 Feb '14, 15:06 | X
      • *penis alesman

        justanothersheeldz @japes | 26 Feb '14, 15:10 | X
        • penis ails men

          ethricdouble @justanothersheeldz | 26 Feb '14, 15:34 | X
  • we are everyday robots on our phones

    ethricdouble | 26 Feb '14, 15:02 | X
    • Really makes you think

      Balonz @ethricdouble | 26 Feb '14, 15:03 | X
    • is this even more profound than

      Horsemeat in the burgers, people commit murders, everyone’s on bugle, we’re being watched by Google
      ?

      noise_ramones @ethricdouble | 26 Feb '14, 15:04 | X
  • USB plugs will only ever work on the third attempt

    chanticleer | 26 Feb '14, 15:06 | X
    valenci this'd this
    • Because of science

      http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/USB+explanation_c44697_4469632.png

      moker @chanticleer | 26 Feb '14, 15:12 | X
  • Safely Remove Hardware

    is complete fucking wet blanket bullshit

    justanothersheeldz | 26 Feb '14, 15:11 | X
    • no

      ethricdouble @justanothersheeldz | 26 Feb '14, 15:22 | X
      • ^got some tales of woe, this one

        Loui_Tacceh @ethricdouble | 26 Feb '14, 15:29 | X
  • Mobile phones don't ignite petrol fumes

    A stationary plane on a rolling runway won't take off

    NoahVale | 26 Feb '14, 16:13 | X
  • males under 6'3 are less likely to get to pass on their inferior genes

    Mehodor | 26 Feb '14, 16:15 | X
    • how do you explain the population of china?

      noise_ramones @Mehodor | 26 Feb '14, 16:18 | X
      • racist

        Mehodor @noise_ramones | 26 Feb '14, 16:23 | X
        • The whole of China is racist?

          Sounds a bit racist mate.

          moker @Mehodor | 26 Feb '14, 16:38 | X
          • the chinese are pretty racist, generally

            Mehodor @moker | 26 Feb '14, 16:54 | X
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