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type of accounting
by a big fish, then you can't laugh at anything.
you despicable, despicable, despicable man
but I can't quite understand why this is so funny.
they should end all reports like this
Gimme Gimme Gimme
just to wipe that smirk off her face. Otherwise a slap in the face by a fish is pretty funny really. I think the media also would find it funny if it was a cheeky prank by a worker and the "Pc gone mad" bosses fired them for it.
or Kate Windsor or whatever her name is now.
If not, I'll get a kickstarter campaign set up to publicise and implement this pun for the next time it happens.
I'll need staff for this too, so will let you know.
Just picturing the policeman with his notebook: "Now, what kind of fish was it that she slapped you with? Oh, a bream. Very nasty. Very nasty indeed."
'We must happrihend these violent miscreants at the first hopportunity.'
sent me a text calling me a "delicate tea wanker"
i laughed but as they were insulting me i think i should just cut them out of my life forever, don't you?
until I saw the guy that did it for some reason, I think it's because he seems like a bellend.