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Postcards From The Ledge
13 (seater minibus please. Yeah it's Gaz, you sorted out the 7 seater to Watford. Well we've pulled and need a 13 seater to take us back to Tel's flat in Stanmore) Assassins
21 (seaters available in the next hour? Yeah it's Gaz again, you're not going to believe this but Tel has got half his football team round his drum and we've only decided to all head to the fucking coast aint we. Yeah I know, what? 45 minutes? Sweet as) Jump Street
127 (passengers for ya? Bruv! Bruv! It's Gaz. Yeah you dropped us down southend yesterday. Well look, we all got a bit lairy and had a bob down the bookies, turns out Barry knocked out an accy for ten grand so he's trying to get the all of us, the rest of the team, and all the nonces from his local down to magaluf. Look i don't care if you've got the day off, this'll pay for your old man's MOT twice over, son. Can you get us to London Southend Airport? LONDON Southend. L-O-N-D-O-N Southend. Look, don't start with this uppity essex bollocks, just get you, your firm, your uncle billy and whoever else down here sharpish with a score of buses and to that fackin plane. Ciao) Hours.
THIS IS CLEARLY STOLEN FROM ME BY YES_
my thought's too pure
Rita, Subaru And Bob Too
no-one's heard of that film
actually laughsnorted at that
(remake of Tora Tora Tora)
the best puns are the ones you have to explain
p.s. not a pun you fuuuuuuuck
stronger than an extra strong mint
Stunning work all around <3
whose first reaction was that she had her A Level results party at Destiny's, Watford, and that one of the Grange Hill cast was DJing, who punctuated the set by shouting WHOS A FAT BASTARD and the crowd shouting YOU ARE.
Romancing The Winstone
The Calum Best International Marigold Hotel
Shutter Stone Island
Picnic at Hanging Rockport
Or it could've been Zammo: I saw him once at Butlins in Bognor Regis - he was a proper little chubster
He was the resident DJ at Pulse in Stevenage when I was at school: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0498505/
I walked in and was like "This is it. I've made it"
Subtitle = From Russian with Bruv