After last weekend's interlude for the FA Cup, the Premier League cranks back into gear tomorrow. Chelsea kick things off against Everton, and will almost certainly win. There should also be routine wins for Arsenal against Sunderland and Man City against Stoke. Cardiff look likely to be mauled by the Tigers, while everyones favourite underdogs look to get a result at Selhurst Park. I suspect Crystal Palace may well get the win, however.
Saturday's other games include West Brom v Fulham in what it is mandatory to describe as a relegation six-pointer. West Ham take on Southampton, also.
On Sunday, it's Liverpool v Swansea, Villa go to Newcastle and Norwich host Spurs.
*No discussion of Rooney's physique, please.