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I was just thinking about jugs,did earlier.
And we don't need to know the first part of that sentence thanks, you perv.
(and he's a poud nationalist)
you think of Balonz.
not the first thign that springs to mind when I hear the word Minky.
for turning all their cans of beans upside down
Regardless of demographic or situation
but I'll say 'pal' in a menacing scotch accent
as a light-hearted retort.
and she told me she'd tripped UP the stairs all I could think on the phone was "You stupid cunt"
S_a_d's gran: "what was that dear?"
S_a_d: "you're... so.... clumsy?"
punning in the pub and can't stop.
a blank line in an email and you put a single space at the beginning of it.
... 'bants' is self-explanatory but 'shabs' - litereally the amount of time over the years I've spent trying to figure out what it could be short for is a sign I've been on DiS too long :(
... stupid DiS
maybe it's your technique?
or thinking "that would make a good thread" about something you've read / seen.
I do this with twitter too. Actually filling my head with pointless thoughts.
And he's not even ON here. He doesn't even read the boards.
market research by proxy amirite?!
And wonder what the DISerati will think of it.
Especially if it relates to racism, homophobia, sexism and the London Metropolitan Elite.
shouting SEEEAAANNN at the sky every time life kicks you in the balls.
Then having to explain that they're not actually a belly dancer