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I currently have the hands of a 78 year old man. Fucking washing up liquid. Fucking wind.
and beard don't do me favours.
and hands too, sometimes they remind me of a dinosaur's skin (classic t-rex or something).
going grey at 22
bye hairline for me in a year or two.
Terrible night's sleep + auditing in a poorly lit room = bloodshot raccoon.
Where they just chuck you in whichever room is free. Usually that room is poorly lit and has a chair that feels like it's made out of iron.
It's what feels the oldest. Stiff and clicky
Than Cliff and sticky!
(that's the one you meant, right?)
is definitely Cliff Richard.
let's go with it.
Does this work? ...?
Coz she's licking his anus, like.
oh shit epimer just posted that. still going to post this bye
Like, the palms, not the other bit (does that bit have a name? Fuck knows).
Also grey hairs, millions of 'em. I'll probably be totally grey by the time I'm 35 so you should all vote for a WaCkY colour I should dye it before then.
and my hair is a bit frazzled
or did you mean on the inside?
ok I'll stop flirting now
not sure that makes them look old, just dry.
It used to be pretty smooth but I seem to have become more hirsute of late. Tried having a wax a couple of years ago - never again.
or lack thereof
It's the admins that have done this to me.
Your thewarn is still beautifully young and smooth. May I touch it?
this is your last thewarning
I'm generally in pretty good nick for my age.
they look, and their ability to look has deteriorated due to age and computers.
Or if they're just the shadows from my eyelashes. I have quite long eyelashes.
always the lizardy, Crimean war veteran hands