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Ben Fogle. Cunt.
I always try to defend you but she insists you are the worst poster on these boards.
I saw him in an ad yesterday. Might even have been for charity. Just hearing him made me angry.
I've hidden your mum behind me!
Fuck off you rowing twat!
"Yeah, you berks showed her on the big screens you dick and it's on the fucking BBC, it's not like it's some big secret you fucking bell."
I feel really sorry for Cracknell.
I don't know how you can get annoyed at fogle. he's so simple, it'd be like getting annoyed at a cow.
his mate's a cunt though.
And it annoys me. Really annoys me.
and Oliver himself's skating on thin ice personality-wise.
Or Genaro Castaldo?
but it was when Sienna Miller was on. He might as well just have rubbed his greasy nob all over her face.
The letting agent who keeps emailing me in the middle of the day with things like "the plumber is just around the corner, if you can let him in to the property" when I'm OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BE AT WORK YOU USELESS FUCKING CUNTS.
And I just did an office lol because my phone suggested following "FUCKING" with "Norwegians".
I'd just let them take the agent's key and go in
I'm moving out in three weeks anyway. The cunts.
Autofahrt - car ride
Bootsfahrt - boat ride
Butterfahrt - trip to buy duty-free merchandise
Busfahrt - bus ride
Extrafahrt - additional ride
Fahrtwind - airstream, air turbulence
Familienfahrt - family trip
Gratisfahrt - free trip
Kaffeefahrt - cheap bus trip combined with a sales pitch
Kamerafahrt - tracking shot
Klassenfahrt - field trip
Lustfahrt - pleasure cruise
Radfahrt - bike trip
Seefahrt - navigation
Sternfahrt - car rally
Tagfahrt - day trip
Taxifahrt - taxi ride
Testfahrt - test drive
Trampfahrt - sea cargo hauling to multiple ports
Kunst - art
Schmuck - jewellry
Kartoffelpuffer - hash brown
that I have ever seen. A fucking hash brown. Fuck you maosm. Fuck you.
"boohoo, teams aren't letting us win 5-0 every games boohoo other teams are winning boohoo". Piss off.
Who don't mute their phone or mic. I CAN HEAR YOU CHEWING, YOU TWAT.
he's a weak man that no one can understand how he got to his position. His webinar was a shambles. Near the end an unmuted fucker's voice cam booming over "this is fucking shocking". Then there was 15 seconds awkward silence until he pressed on to finish.
I can handle cringe comedy on the telly but not at work.
fucking cringe typring
both poor bastards. that has slain me
Everything that could make you hate a man is in that article.
Reference to charity work.
Reference to celebrity mate texting him.
Reference to backpackers saying they felt better for seeing him.
I've not finished yet, but I bet there's a reference to his daughter's school fete in there too.
Finally at 10.30, I arrived into St Pancras, dashed home, kissed Marina and Ludo and jumped into the car for the two and half-hour journey to Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire, where I was due to open a new enclosure with Lord Bath.
NEEDLESS TO SAY I HAD THE LAST LAUGH
know something (generally work related) you don't (or at least they think you don't) and enjoy it saying things like "all i'm saying it's going to get VERRRRY interesting round here"
on some level. Especially the loud sneezer and nose blower, I hate her fucking stupid face.
"can you set up my printer for me"
"ah i thought you were IT though"
"No we had this discussion yesterday, I'm the business analyst"
"Thats IT though isn't it"
"No i work for the business and liaise with IT"
"ah OK i get you now..........what's the WIFI password?"
because people keep asking me stupid fucking questions when i'm in the office.
FUCK OFF MATE.
You know when an excuse just spirals out of control?
Don't know him from Adam, but can completely understand the hate he's getting here. I liked this line:
"What I’ve realised from my experience is that drink spiking is a big thing"
Because it (supposedly) happened to me, must be a big thing.
I just hate people generally. I don't specifically inflict hate on one individual more than another.
30 questions about 'valentines', about 20 of which were tenuous questions relating to people with the name valentine or whatever and no question about Greg 'The Hammer'
Rick fucking Stein
plus some lamb samosas that were pretty good.
making your own garam masala can fuck off though
"The male reincarnation of Lady Di"