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Do you reckon if you had say the arms of Roger Federer sewn on to your body would your tennis improve?
I'd still have shit hand-eye coordination
who am I to dictate how your receive Federer's arms?
Is he left to die?
If so, I suppose there'd be one less person better than me.
With a complicated system of pulleys and straps you could create gloves big enough to cover a significantly larger portion of the goal.
in that I'd be marginally less shit at tennis. And I'd also be some kind of hideous Frankenstein's monster of a man. Probably not worth it on balance.