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Double whammy of depressing snapshot of the UK.
We're going to have a live webcam and some costumes/props. It'll cost 50p to take part and you'll get a badge afterwards and a spot on our website.
Minimum of 500ml must be consumed
someone is probably actually doing this somewhere.
And I'm gonna rake it in
you seem alright, generally. Almost def light trolling, right?
A couple of years ago I would have cried so hard and so suddenly in reaction I would have been propelled through the office wall behind me.
I am, very slowly, learning.
he was wearing a posing pouch and drank a can of lager, two raw eggs and some protein powder all mixed up in a pint glass. I didn't think it could get much worse, but this is really sad.
Currently avoiding all contact with said 'friends' until the 24hr time limit expires.
...but from the related story links I assume it's been around for awhile:
Neknomination: drinking goldfish is against the law, RSPCA warns
Neknomination: Police investigate after woman rides horse into Tesco for latest controversial challenge
It all sounds a bit silly.
and bird innards eating is just really unpleasant.
I'm not clicking the link until someone brings me up to speed.
at the end of the video they nominate the next people, who have to up the ante.
i've not seen any come into my feed, luckily i guess. some mof the ones described are really fucking depressing though.
johnny 'granny-smasher' wilkins and phil 'bat-botherer' harris. you've got 24 hours boys!
I've got two mutual friends with this guy on Facebook.
Sadly inevitable something like this will happen when everyone is trying to outdo each others bants.
not watched the videos because, ya know, it just seems stupid.
If I get nominated, tempted to just upload a 20-minute video of me on the couch supping a pint of ale, watching a film, and pausing every so often to go 'ah' in appreciation of the taste.
see how long before the ambulances come round
please do this
Although I was going to be doing a crossword. If I'm feeling particularly bantstastic if/when it happens, I may speed up the video, to condense it all into a minute.
drinking and doing some kind of challenge. A sudoku, crossword, fiercely competitive scrabble. That kind of thing.
and film myself on the 1635 FCC service to Kings Lynn, supping it whilst doing my usual combination of the i codeword, "harder" sudoku and as much of the cryptic crossword as I can manage.
his journey is only about 17 minutes; he'll be a wreck if he tries to finish all those puzzles in that space of time.
and advocacy groups have warned against the dangerous new social media trend of trying to finish fiendish puzzles on short commuter-train journeys, as hospitals become flooded with victims screaming cryptic crossword clues."
and has replaced the daily cryptic with a soothing picture of a teacup pig"
and this was my idea pretty much
but then it was him making some squash, then nominating 'billy big dick, and 'johnny squatter'
I'd get Hercule Poirot involved.
I'm caling you out, ma'am
get yer rack out?
have you ever drank something along these lines?
On my 21st birthday, I was bought a cocktail: a pint glass with a bottle of some alcopop or other in it, with the remainder of the pint topped up with a random selection of spirits. I was drunk and stupid, and drank the lot. Was pretty-much immediately sick, but was otherwise unharmed.
I'm just glad that social media wasn't around when I was 21.
but when we were growing up it was common on folk's birthdays for them to be forced to drink a pint of "bumsex" which was basically a shot of every spirit behind the bar in a pint glass topped up with shit draft lager
from the footy team #bantz to lad and flat #bantz.
I drank some terrible things.
Used to be pretty much the norm for 18th birthdays/uni birthdays I thought, just buying a bunch of spirits in a pub in a pint glass.
I'm surprised it took so long for this NekNominate thing to come about to be honest, people dying from it all seems a bit Darwin Awards however, although clearly very sad for the families.
don't fuck with it kids.
but that would be a pint of booze as opposed to the 3pints this guy drank
was a shot of whatever the pub had and topped off with Coke. Think the barman did it free for a laugh. He wasn't laughing when my friend almost immediately passed out and had to be carried to someone's house nearby where we had to stay awake and make sure he didn't pull a Jimi.
and even THEY haven't been getting on this neknominations bilge. Really makes you wonder.
Mr Richardson drank a 1.5 litre mixture consisting of a whole bottle of white wine with a small bottle of vodka, a quart of whisky and a can of lager.
How many units would that be? 20?
Seems crazy that it could kill someone, especially if they threw it straight back up. I've seen so many #rugbylads 'strawpedo' bottles of wine whilst already pissed, I guess this guy was just really unlucky :(
then again you have to imagine he downed this drink, I think 25 units of alcohol hitting the system at once would be pretty lethal.
bottle of white wine = c. 10
small bottle of vodka c. 7
quart of whisky = 2 pints... = c. 45 units
can of lager = 3 units
so ... about 65 units
bottle of white wine = 750ml
small bottle of vodka 175ml
quart of whisky = 2 pints... 1134ml
can of lager = c. 500ml
that's 2.5 litres.
think it must have been a quarter-bottle of whisky, in which case you're looking at 27 units
I think the backlash is slightly more irritating.
My son and his mate did theirs on Saturday. Nothing deadly, just stuff from the kitchen that made it disgusting.
He's 15 and therefore acting like a bell-end for a laugh is kind of in the job description.
where people who have no idea what's going on can see it
But they just say some boring words, then down a pint of beer, then say who they're nomination in turn.
Alternatively, a friend of mine had some post about booknominations (it was in german, so I didn't fully get it), which works the same way, but you just have to read books (and not film it)
he didn't actually finish it, basically passed out immediately, turned out it was spirits and little else. He had been drinking all day. They started joking around with what could have essentially been a corpse, picking him up and spinning him round etc. Everyone was around looking disgusted, they laughed off some very serious suggestions that they fucking leave him the fuck alone. Then it got serious, I think he was fitting, an ambulance and cops turned up and he was put on oxygen, I will always cherish their cuntish banterlicious faces which were minutes earlier shouting "down it" and "legend!" go ghostly pale while they realised they could have fucking killed this guy.
So yeah, don't down pints of spirits.
to not have a fucking clue what this is.
I'm pretty sure it started in Wales.
The two groups of friends I've seen do this are the middle-class, rugby sorts from uni. None of my (state) school friends have done it.
but you really didn't need to succumb to such obvious trolling.
(lentils, the Guardian, big prams) rather than 'bad' middle class (private school, rugby, gilets).
Here's some younguns having fun with other younguns, some spirits are consumed, some hearts are warmed, some bantz are had - so wot m8s?
two dead now btw :-/
so she could post it and sshame him...
Then put him in the recovery position because she was worried he'd die.
Its not THAT bad. I'd have done it if it was around in uni and stuff - just stupid fun, specially if you're on "the lash" anyway. I dunno, I've seen 2 and they were pretty shit and humourless but they didn't bother me.
"Former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke was previously the world record holder for the fastest drinking of a yard of beer"
and was wondering what he should down instead.
and then as they lay on the floor in pain he should berate them for their lifestyle choices