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Mean Girls 2: Vladimir Putin's Kinky Apocalypse
Final Destination 5 2
(The uneventful prequel)
Red and Andy get up to some crazy capers as criminals on the run in Zihuatanejo
The film that Ebert is calling "how did you get in my house?"
Where it's revealed that the whole mosquito preserved in amber thing was bollocks and in actual fact Richard Attenburgh has got his little hands on a time machine and is bringing the dinosaurs back to the present. It'll give it a nice illegal-exotic-animal-trade slant, and also brings the possibility of Jeff Goldblum getting his DNA fused with a velociraptor when he tries to take them back to their natural habitat.
"MUST GO FASTER."
Who was lost on a previous expedition and was raised by raptors
Jayden Smith howls, as a herd of bionic T-Rexes tears through the encampment.
Shia LeBoeuf throws himself to the ground behind a tree branch and begins to load an RPG - thousands of CGI baby T-Rexes jump over his head. He fires a grenade straight at the mother Rex, the explosion filling the screen - for a brief moment it looks like the T-Rex is dead, but it emerges from the smoke unharmed.
Shia leBoeuf - "We're gonna need... BIGGER GUNS"
Mother Rex bears down on Shia LeBoeuf and is just about to eat him when we hear a single gunshot. Mother Rex falls to the ground to reveal Sharon Stone wearing clothes made out of crocodile skin holding a smoking pistol (Turns out she wasn't eaten by crocodiles earlier in the film)
Sharon Stone - "Rex this"
(Sharon Stone's character is a wrecking ball operator, and the film has gone to great lengths to labour this point. Still, the pun doesn't really work and is indicative of the general quality of the film)
but I've done myself
because the "alleged" aborted script for jurassic park 4 apparently had some human/dino gun wielding mutants being dropped into a dinosaur infested north america to regain control.
we're due a new police academy. but wiki tells me one is due to start production in 2014.. police academy 8. great news.
I mean, 5 was good because it had those things with big fans on the back, but he is a key part of the franchise and it'd be sad if we didn't have him on board for 8
from what Ive read therell be a few famous faces returning to train new recruits and a few more as cameos...
Taken for Granted
Taken the Piss
Then we got a bit obscure:
Liam Neeson must save his daughter from a giant squid: Kraken
Liam Neeson must enter the King of the Iron Fist tournament: Takken
Liam Neeson must protect his daughter from pigs: Bacon
"He plays football for the New Orleans Saints, sells encyclopedias door-to-door, works on a pig farm, and helps develop the infamous New Coke. He accidentally crashes the Exxon Valdez, helps destroy the Berlin Wall, and fights in Operation Desert Storm with his friend, an orangutan named Sue (who survived a NASA mission and cannibals, with Gump, in the first book).
He meets many celebrities, including Colonel Oliver North, the Ayatollah Khomeini, John Hinckley, Jim Bakker, Ivan Boesky, Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Tom Hanks (who plays Forrest in the movie)."
and The Subtle Knife
Cable Car Over The River Kwai
2020 - An Embarrasing Lack Of Progress
Freddy vs Jason vs Michael Myers vs Candyman vs Pinhead vs Alien vs Predator vs Critters vs Ghoulies vs Xtro vs CHUD vs The Amityville House vs Poltergeist vs Damien Omen vs Jaws vs.... Chuck Norris...
"I wanna be dead again, Clarence!"
'I'd like you to put the kettle on while I finish these funding applications'
"WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME?!"
"I HAVE NO IDEA!"
set immediately afterwards. 90 minutes of someone looking gutted.
after the original "Sex, Lies and Videotape", followed by "Sex, Lies and DVD", and "Sex, Lies and Thumbdrives".
the other two films in that planned trilogy that would've been released after Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Twin Peaks: Audrey Fights A Gorilla
The Sixth Sense: With A Vengeance
The Sixth Sense 4.0 / Live Free or the Sixth Sense
A Good Day To The Sixth Sense
The Sixth Sixth Sense: The Monkey's Dead, Too!
but plagiarised by Shia LeBouf with playing every single character. In a press release he advises all artists to get other jobs, because he's finished art now.