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unusual advice from a doctor
was told yesterday by a medical doctor to avoid wearing flowery clothing (true fact) as part of a list of ways of avoiding being stung by wasps
any other readers had unusual advice from a doctor?
was told yesterday by a medical doctor to avoid wearing flowery clothing (true fact) as part of a list of ways of avoiding being stung by wasps
any other readers had unusual advice from a doctor?
I was told to wear MORE flowery clothing
living in the edge
*on
Living in the hedge?
yeah:
"remember to drink a pint of milk and use vaseline on your lips."
Roaccutane sucked.
Worth it though
doctor, doctor! I keep being stung by wasps!
FUCK OFF YOU FLOWERY TWAT
Doctor, Doctor! Thanks!
ok, I'm not going to tell you what was wrong with me
but the doctor's advice was to put live natural yoghurt in my vagina
think he was probably just trying out a new insult
when I got the ailment again
I was with another doctor and I told her and she was like, 'what nonsense'
I think the old doctor was into the more alternative therapies, bit of a hippy
what flavour?
bit forward, dave
oh
I thought natural meant no flavour
strawberry's are natural I guess
crunch corners are not
p.s. I didn't type that apostrophe
I swear
the image of someone tipping a fruit corner into there has ruined me
A uni friend said he and a former conquest had experimented similarly with a rolo yoghurt
they were still friends and she actually came down to visit a few weeks later so his flat mates filled their fridge with rolo yoghurts, and removed everything else.
Ladyshabs Black Mambantso
*Ladyparts bands Momrolo
bants*
FFS THEO DELETE PLEASE
:D
to accompany all the black and white balls?
I TOLD you two to get a room already
and I told you to not drink all the porter that weekend
Was there any left? Was there fuck.
mild yeast infection
broken arm
didnt know Fuzzy_Dunlop was a doctor
Pregnancy?
was having really bad sinus problems
so bad i couldn't see straight. my doctor tilted my head forward for three seconds and said 'it's not your sinuses, you need to get more sleep'
went back a month later and was diagnosed with sinusitis. cheers, dick.
classic doctor dick
I basically have constant sinusitis
ditto
my work building is so dusty and gross, plus broke my nose twice
really hate using a neti pot tho
end sinus discrimination now
anybody who's never used a neti pot has no idea of our suffering
i didn't reply here
SEAN
I think doctors have it in for us sinus sufferers
One once accused me of being a drug addict on the hunt for prescriptions when I was trying to convince her a nasal spray wasn't working.
Why would you go and see a doctor about being stung by wasps?
Especially in February.
They seem to love sausages more than flowers anyway. Wear less sausagey clothes.
it was allergy testing
this was the first appointment available after i had an anaphylactic shock last time i got stung.
aw, you don't have to explain yourself to that miserable sod
I'm very much enjoying being called a 'miserable sod'
So much so that it's made me happy again.
I'm still a sod though.
A massive, massive sod.
Uni doctor accused me of being hungover
despite my imploring him that I felt horrendous and hadn't been drinking.
4 days later I was in hospital having emergency surgery.
(I had Glandular Fever and a quincy - my throat had closed up)
quincy
is definitely something that has a different meaning in urban dictionary
I had a quincy in my throat, weyyyyy
I had a doctor indirectly tell me to lay off cocaine
by saying "maybe just stick to beer" while tapping his nose.
He was convinced that my sinus problem was self inflicted.
Another doctor once told me I was too short for my weight. That's about the nicest way to call someone fat. (I'm not fat anymore, ladies).
people tend to put on a few pounds after giving up the snuff
stunts your growth too
see! they hate us.
When my mama was diagnosed with cancer
her friend (a nurse in the doctors surgery she works in) came round and slipped her highly concentrated THC oil and to eat a small amount every day.
campus doctor in uni
kept telling me to drink coca cola. Didn't matter what was wrong, fever, rash etc. always told to drink coca cola.
that wasnt a doctor, that was santa
*satan
'let it go flat first'
like that gave it medical credence
what?
where the hell are you people going to university?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Scky0C179E&feature=kp