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unusual advice from a doctor

hibster [Edit] [Delete] 54 replies 08:48, 7 February '14

was told yesterday by a medical doctor to avoid wearing flowery clothing (true fact) as part of a list of ways of avoiding being stung by wasps

any other readers had unusual advice from a doctor?

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  • I was told to wear MORE flowery clothing

    Dans | 7 Feb '14, 08:50 | X
    • living in the edge

      hibster @Dans | 7 Feb '14, 08:57 | X
      • *on

        hibster @hibster | 7 Feb '14, 08:58 | X
        • Living in the hedge?

          crisps @hibster | 7 Feb '14, 09:20 | X
          fappable this'd this
  • yeah:

    "remember to drink a pint of milk and use vaseline on your lips."

    Roaccutane sucked.

    justanothersheeldz | 7 Feb '14, 09:05 | X
    • Worth it though

      Smyth2 @justanothersheeldz | 7 Feb '14, 09:45 | X
  • doctor, doctor! I keep being stung by wasps!

    FUCK OFF YOU FLOWERY TWAT

    Doctor, Doctor! Thanks!

    thewarn | 7 Feb '14, 09:23 | X
    TheKennedyCurse this'd this
  • ok, I'm not going to tell you what was wrong with me

    but the doctor's advice was to put live natural yoghurt in my vagina

    Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 09:35 | X
    • think he was probably just trying out a new insult

      thewarn @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 09:43 | X
      Lucien this'd this
      • when I got the ailment again

        I was with another doctor and I told her and she was like, 'what nonsense'

        I think the old doctor was into the more alternative therapies, bit of a hippy

        Elaina_Casoolare @thewarn | 7 Feb '14, 09:52 | X
    • what flavour?

      zxcvbnm- @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 09:44 | X
      • bit forward, dave

        thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 7 Feb '14, 09:47 | X
      • oh

        I thought natural meant no flavour

        Elaina_Casoolare @zxcvbnm- | 7 Feb '14, 09:53 | X
        • strawberry's are natural I guess

          crunch corners are not

          zxcvbnm- @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 09:56 | X
          • p.s. I didn't type that apostrophe

            I swear

            zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 7 Feb '14, 10:10 | X
          • the image of someone tipping a fruit corner into there has ruined me

            lemonbrickcombo @zxcvbnm- | 7 Feb '14, 13:01 | X
            twentynine and ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
            • A uni friend said he and a former conquest had experimented similarly with a rolo yoghurt

              they were still friends and she actually came down to visit a few weeks later so his flat mates filled their fridge with rolo yoghurts, and removed everything else.

              ElthamsmateOwen @lemonbrickcombo | 7 Feb '14, 14:57 | X
              • Ladyshabs Black Mambantso

                Elaina_Casoolare @ElthamsmateOwen | 7 Feb '14, 14:59 | X
                ma0sm and ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
                • *Ladyparts bands Momrolo

                  ElthamsmateOwen @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 15:00 | X
                  Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
                  • bants*

                    FFS THEO DELETE PLEASE

                    ElthamsmateOwen @ElthamsmateOwen | 7 Feb '14, 15:00 | X
          • :D

            ElthamsmateOwen @zxcvbnm- | 7 Feb '14, 14:55 | X
            twentynine this'd this
    • to accompany all the black and white balls?

      Epimer @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 09:49 | X
      • I TOLD you two to get a room already

        thewarn @Epimer | 7 Feb '14, 09:50 | X
        • and I told you to not drink all the porter that weekend

          Was there any left? Was there fuck.

          Epimer @thewarn | 7 Feb '14, 09:55 | X
          ma0sm this'd this
    • mild yeast infection

      Tillance @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 11:07 | X
      ElthamsmateOwen and Dans this'd this
    • broken arm

      shrewbie @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 11:08 | X
      Epimer, Jamienaz, j0hn, and DaveMK this'd this
    • didnt know Fuzzy_Dunlop was a doctor

      Jordan_229_2 @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 11:26 | X
    • Pregnancy?

      lemonbrickcombo @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 13:01 | X
  • was having really bad sinus problems

    so bad i couldn't see straight. my doctor tilted my head forward for three seconds and said 'it's not your sinuses, you need to get more sleep'
    went back a month later and was diagnosed with sinusitis. cheers, dick.

    ethricdouble | 7 Feb '14, 10:02 | X
    • classic doctor dick

      hibster @ethricdouble | 7 Feb '14, 11:20 | X
    • I basically have constant sinusitis

      Jamienaz @ethricdouble | 7 Feb '14, 15:15 | X
      • ditto

        my work building is so dusty and gross, plus broke my nose twice
        really hate using a neti pot tho

        ethricdouble @Jamienaz | 7 Feb '14, 15:47 | X
        • end sinus discrimination now

          anybody who's never used a neti pot has no idea of our suffering

          ethricdouble @ethricdouble | 7 Feb '14, 17:11 | X
          • i didn't reply here

            SEAN

            ethricdouble @ethricdouble | 7 Feb '14, 17:12 | X
    • I think doctors have it in for us sinus sufferers

      One once accused me of being a drug addict on the hunt for prescriptions when I was trying to convince her a nasal spray wasn't working.

      Smee @ethricdouble | 7 Feb '14, 16:11 | X
  • Why would you go and see a doctor about being stung by wasps?

    Especially in February.
    They seem to love sausages more than flowers anyway. Wear less sausagey clothes.

    rich78 | 7 Feb '14, 14:43 | X
    • it was allergy testing

      this was the first appointment available after i had an anaphylactic shock last time i got stung.

      hibster @rich78 | 7 Feb '14, 15:05 | X
      • aw, you don't have to explain yourself to that miserable sod

        Elaina_Casoolare @hibster | 7 Feb '14, 15:07 | X
        • I'm very much enjoying being called a 'miserable sod'

          So much so that it's made me happy again.
          I'm still a sod though.
          A massive, massive sod.

          rich78 @Elaina_Casoolare | 7 Feb '14, 16:07 | X
  • Uni doctor accused me of being hungover

    despite my imploring him that I felt horrendous and hadn't been drinking.

    4 days later I was in hospital having emergency surgery.

    ElthamsmateOwen | 7 Feb '14, 14:58 | X
    • (I had Glandular Fever and a quincy - my throat had closed up)

      ElthamsmateOwen @ElthamsmateOwen | 7 Feb '14, 14:59 | X
      • quincy

        is definitely something that has a different meaning in urban dictionary

        Jamienaz @ElthamsmateOwen | 7 Feb '14, 15:45 | X
        ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
        • I had a quincy in my throat, weyyyyy

          ElthamsmateOwen @Jamienaz | 7 Feb '14, 15:59 | X
  • I had a doctor indirectly tell me to lay off cocaine

    by saying "maybe just stick to beer" while tapping his nose.

    He was convinced that my sinus problem was self inflicted.

    Another doctor once told me I was too short for my weight. That's about the nicest way to call someone fat. (I'm not fat anymore, ladies).

    the_bread_museum | 7 Feb '14, 15:05 | X
    • people tend to put on a few pounds after giving up the snuff

      ElthamsmateOwen @the_bread_museum | 7 Feb '14, 15:17 | X
      • stunts your growth too

        Elaina_Casoolare @ElthamsmateOwen | 7 Feb '14, 15:21 | X
    • see! they hate us.

      Smee @the_bread_museum | 7 Feb '14, 16:12 | X
  • When my mama was diagnosed with cancer

    her friend (a nurse in the doctors surgery she works in) came round and slipped her highly concentrated THC oil and to eat a small amount every day.

    Yesiamaduck | 7 Feb '14, 16:01 | X
  • campus doctor in uni

    kept telling me to drink coca cola. Didn't matter what was wrong, fever, rash etc. always told to drink coca cola.

    ma0sm | 7 Feb '14, 16:55 | X
    • that wasnt a doctor, that was santa

      fappable @ma0sm | 7 Feb '14, 16:57 | X
      DaveMK this'd this
      • *satan

        ma0sm @fappable | 7 Feb '14, 17:12 | X
    • 'let it go flat first'

      like that gave it medical credence

      ElthamsmateOwen @ma0sm | 7 Feb '14, 17:02 | X
      ma0sm and twentynine this'd this
      • what?

        where the hell are you people going to university?

        Smee @ElthamsmateOwen | 7 Feb '14, 17:15 | X
        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Scky0C179E&feature=kp

          lemonbrickcombo @Smee | 7 Feb '14, 17:20 | X
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