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What do you do again?
boasting about his futuristic job
put your paper in
paper will get sucked in
beeping and screeching for about minutes
you may get some sort of bewildering report printed out
hover around for another 15 minutes wondering if you should send it again
call the recipient to see if they got it
email the document over
both adverts, one for printers, one for fleet cars, both from companies you have never heard of. Put in the in tray of enemy (hatred) or friend (laugh).
My boss gets in before him and has kindly been parking in the 'Balonz staring sweet spot'.
you cannot consider yourself a man until you have.
ill send one today
Why buy both???
and it turns out I'm ok to scan and email instead.
In my first real job after uni, I worked for an accountancy firm and one day I was called in by one of the senior partners who had 'an important errand' for me. He gave me a document and asked me to walk down to Smiths Solicitors in town because 'they have one of those new fax machines' and ask them to send the document for him. He had rung ahead to make sure the machine would be free and booked a slot at 3pm. It was like some sort of black magic.