What are your plans, lonely men of DiS? Have we done this yet?
I recently bought a bag of 50 small chocolate hearts wrapped in red foil, to leave one in the pigeon hole of every woman in the office. This seemed like a hilarious plan at the time but having regrets about it now, worried it's a bit creepy. I am a young man and work almost exclusively with older women though, so I think I will get away with it. Playing the numbers game.