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it's more an idea, i don't know how to make it - does that matter? can I patent an idea?
delete this thread please
i invented this - but it already half exists
a sleep mask that wakes you up in the morning
i have another inventiona s well tho - going to see if that exists as well - back in a bit
"LOL just rolled over again! #lumimask #yolo"
but why wouldnt a traditional alarm be used (seeing as almost everyone will have one of these, the presence of a mask will not impede the sound.
Whoops I've just been a monster to those who have impared hearing havn't I?
that wakes you up slowly, and in a mask you can have the mask on if, for example, i am getting up at half 6, but my girlfriend won't - so i will be woken up, but she won't
in my design i would have ear bits so that the alarm just wakes one person up as well (thismight be in that design, i;m not sure)
or half exists anyway
my other idea deosn;t exist tho - but i['m not sure there is much demand
Incremental improvements can still be protectable.
makes for a good business model.
With the added advantage that you could wear them everywhere and always get an early warning of the presence of smoke nearby.
and this is a problem I have with it
fucking hell son, get your house in order.
that's what - about 20% of the people in this thread?
about 7 billion people in the world - 20% of 7000,000,000 is 1400,000,000
rrp = £15
15 x 1400,000,000
you give me the money so when i die i can be frozen and when i'm thawed out in the future i'll do things to help you great great grand children. so £10 i will write them a note saying you were a generous person or £100 i'll get to know you and then meet them and give them some of your trusted possessions and tell them stories of you but if i get my ideas off the ground i'll freeze myself and all my friends and family
would be a bit shit to say the least if you thawed out to find it had become worthless with inflation or lost investing in some crackpot scheme
too much debt to be sustainable
1. Invent something
2. Post on DiS
its called everythingsfree.com and its like amazon but everythings free
google stole my last idea for free things when they took free transport from me and put it in their cars
Reads aloud new tweets on my timeline as I walk to work. I'd ran out of podcast episodes to listen to and couldn't be bothered with music. Cheers.
on dis too
That's a great job! Why are you always complaining
Doesn't get you laid nearly as often as you'd think.
tweets on each use
"LOL just cleaned the toilet #toiletlaser #yolo"
Caps because I have clients who can't seem to get their head round this and it's making me go grey.
I'm looking for £700k for 3% of the business
Intellectual property which i'm sure you can patent.
Normal alarm clock when you look at one side, but it's a very deep alarm clock. Turn it around and you've got fake lips, tongue and mouth. When the alarm goes off, the battery powered mouth bit starts sucking. You turn the clock over and stick it on your dick and give yourself a mechanical blowjob on your morning wood. Thoughts?
indeed if it weren't for my morning wood fueling me with pure frustration I doubt I'd get up at all. Suggestion discarded.
But I never get sleepy cause the temperature in the mortuary is so low
I'll give you £50 for your prototype.