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Best Before Advice

Si_Badvibes [Edit] [Delete] 32 replies 16:40, 4 February '14

So I've found a tin of mussels in sauce in the back of my cupboard. best before date 31/12/2007.

Should I eat them? They're in a tin- the sort of thing you'd eat in a bunker situation in a post apocalyptic movie.

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  • Probably fine but best not to fuck with mussels

    if you puke into your night mask you could choke to death.

    Balonz | 4 Feb '14, 16:43 | X
    • :D

      Not wrong

      NoahVale @Balonz | 4 Feb '14, 16:44 | X
      scan this'd this
    • Good answer

      I don't want to pull a Hendrix

      Si_Badvibes @Balonz | 4 Feb '14, 16:45 | X
  • Don't ignore me- this could be a cry for help

    related to a really half-arsed suicide attempt

    Si_Badvibes | 4 Feb '14, 16:44 | X
  • Seafood that's only 6 years out of date

    what could possibly go wrong?

    crisps | 4 Feb '14, 16:44 | X
    • guntrip

      ma0sm @crisps | 4 Feb '14, 16:49 | X
      Balonz and -dan- this'd this
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

    barleysugar | 4 Feb '14, 16:45 | X
  • Normally I'm a best before date renegade

    but I wouldn't fuck about with seafood.

    deadwrong | 4 Feb '14, 16:46 | X
    alcxxk this'd this
    • Even the renegade reneged

      ma0sm @deadwrong | 4 Feb '14, 16:50 | X
    • ^

      Or rather, I would fuck about with slightly out of daste seafood. But 7 years out of date mussels is not wise unless you fancy hallucinogenic tripping and vomitting for a while.

      PickledOeuf @deadwrong | 4 Feb '14, 17:02 | X
  • Only eat shellfish when there's an R in the month

    As long as you neck them before midnight on 30th April you'll be safe as fuckin houses lad.

    NoahVale | 4 Feb '14, 16:47 | X
    Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
  • Eat them? I wouldn't even OPEN them.

    You could unleash a scent that'll haunt you until the end of your days. Not worth it.

    GetOffMyLawn | 4 Feb '14, 16:49 | X
    meowington this'd this
  • dunno

    When I defrost chicken, my bf picks up the bowl with the juice at the bottom and asks, with a cheeky grin ‘how much would I have to pay you to drink this?’

    Elaina_Casoolare | 4 Feb '14, 16:50 | X
    • Is bowl with the juice at the bottom a euphemism?

      ma0sm @Elaina_Casoolare | 4 Feb '14, 16:52 | X
    • the mrs paid me £2000

      to eat a slightly wisened apple the other day

      inside-outside @Elaina_Casoolare | 4 Feb '14, 17:17 | X
      • true story as well

        But she did pay me from the joint account to the joint account

        inside-outside @inside-outside | 4 Feb '14, 17:18 | X
        Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
        • to the joint account?

          Si_Badvibes @inside-outside | 4 Feb '14, 18:07 | X
          • oh yeah

            inside-outside @Si_Badvibes | 4 Feb '14, 18:30 | X
      • from the joint account?

        Elaina_Casoolare @inside-outside | 4 Feb '14, 17:19 | X
  • If I open it, will it open a timehole?

    So I can change events after that date.

    I could save Heath Ledger. Apparently he died a week or so afterwards.

    Si_Badvibes | 4 Feb '14, 16:52 | X
  • George W Bush was president when my mussels went bad

    That seems like a VERY long time ago - I'm going to bin them

    Si_Badvibes | 4 Feb '14, 16:54 | X
  • I've got some Mycota fungal foot powder (hand me down)

    with a best before of 1994. I imagine it would have quite a long shelf life so when was this thing made? I last used it about five years ago and it was still pretty effective.

    There should be a chat show for non-famous people where they could recount anecdotes of this quality. Ustinov ain't got shit on this.

    Balonz | 4 Feb '14, 16:57 | X
    • I'll take a photo of it tonight

      if anyone wants to see it?

      Balonz @Balonz | 4 Feb '14, 16:58 | X
      • hells yeah

        inside-outside @Balonz | 4 Feb '14, 17:19 | X
        • Ooh

          just in time.

          Balonz @inside-outside | 4 Feb '14, 17:20 | X
      • Ok, I won't forget this.

        Balonz @Balonz | 4 Feb '14, 17:19 | X
  • probably safer than eating post-Fukushima mussels

    SATIRE

    ethricdouble | 4 Feb '14, 17:04 | X
  • http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2y200awJ1r0pvgdo1_500.jpg

    gonad | 4 Feb '14, 17:26 | X
  • I believe that corned beef can stay edible for a very very long time

    e.g. people have ate 50yr old stuff.......but it is variable upon how good the prep was and condition of the tin obviously

    Bongs | 4 Feb '14, 17:27 | X
    • mussels can be dangerous though

      cant they?

      Bongs @Bongs | 4 Feb '14, 17:28 | X
  • Don't bin them though, there are some top quality bants to have with that for sure

    -dan- | 4 Feb '14, 22:37 | X
  • it's as old as the simpsons movie

    wo

    fappable | 4 Feb '14, 22:46 | X
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