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So I've found a tin of mussels in sauce in the back of my cupboard. best before date 31/12/2007.
Should I eat them? They're in a tin- the sort of thing you'd eat in a bunker situation in a post apocalyptic movie.
So I've found a tin of mussels in sauce in the back of my cupboard. best before date 31/12/2007.
Should I eat them? They're in a tin- the sort of thing you'd eat in a bunker situation in a post apocalyptic movie.
Probably fine but best not to fuck with mussels
if you puke into your night mask you could choke to death.
:D
Not wrong
Good answer
I don't want to pull a Hendrix
Don't ignore me- this could be a cry for help
related to a really half-arsed suicide attempt
Seafood that's only 6 years out of date
what could possibly go wrong?
guntrip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
Normally I'm a best before date renegade
but I wouldn't fuck about with seafood.
Even the renegade reneged
^
Or rather, I would fuck about with slightly out of daste seafood. But 7 years out of date mussels is not wise unless you fancy hallucinogenic tripping and vomitting for a while.
Only eat shellfish when there's an R in the month
As long as you neck them before midnight on 30th April you'll be safe as fuckin houses lad.
Eat them? I wouldn't even OPEN them.
You could unleash a scent that'll haunt you until the end of your days. Not worth it.
dunno
When I defrost chicken, my bf picks up the bowl with the juice at the bottom and asks, with a cheeky grin ‘how much would I have to pay you to drink this?’
Is bowl with the juice at the bottom a euphemism?
the mrs paid me £2000
to eat a slightly wisened apple the other day
true story as well
But she did pay me from the joint account to the joint account
to the joint account?
oh yeah
from the joint account?
If I open it, will it open a timehole?
So I can change events after that date.
I could save Heath Ledger. Apparently he died a week or so afterwards.
George W Bush was president when my mussels went bad
That seems like a VERY long time ago - I'm going to bin them
I've got some Mycota fungal foot powder (hand me down)
with a best before of 1994. I imagine it would have quite a long shelf life so when was this thing made? I last used it about five years ago and it was still pretty effective.
There should be a chat show for non-famous people where they could recount anecdotes of this quality. Ustinov ain't got shit on this.
I'll take a photo of it tonight
if anyone wants to see it?
hells yeah
Ooh
just in time.
Ok, I won't forget this.
probably safer than eating post-Fukushima mussels
SATIRE
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2y200awJ1r0pvgdo1_500.jpg
I believe that corned beef can stay edible for a very very long time
e.g. people have ate 50yr old stuff.......but it is variable upon how good the prep was and condition of the tin obviously
mussels can be dangerous though
cant they?
Don't bin them though, there are some top quality bants to have with that for sure
it's as old as the simpsons movie
wo