Is this a good idea?
You know people say halloumi is a great alternative to meat - because it's meaty and can be grilled and get charred like meat etc etc. Someone should make halloumi in the shape of a chicken drumstick, with a fake bone (or some kind of non-animal looking handle for the genuine pro-animal vegetarians) so you can hold it and gnaw at it.
Or, you know, go all the way and carve a whole chicken out of a massive block of it.
file alongside my other great food idea of repurposes icing sugar as Drinking Sugar for the Scottish market - As a dually refreshing cold morning juice drink or hot pre-bed soother.
Feel free to comment on the viability of the above or fill your own niches below