W*Ham fans pay £42 for a slightly more merciful dicking from City. No sighting.
Paul Ince sacked for being rubs.
Wes Hoolahan is 31 (seriously, who knew?). Also wants to leave Norwich.
Juan Agudelo signs for and is loaned out by Stoke.
This quenelle nonsense refuses to go away, however much we'd all like it to.
United v Sunderland tonight. Fans of both teams said to be putting the finishing touches to their red seat costumes.