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What the hell are you doing?
You are making the best cold you selfish cunt
AND HAVE AIR CI CUKATING. eSPECIALLY IN JANUARY WHERE EVERY CUNT SEEMS TO HAVE A COLD AND AN INANBILITY TO USE A TISSUE PROPERLY. woops capslock.
Only polite, that way. The buses on my route seem to have only two settings on the heating - "furnace" and "off", so there have been times when I've been tempted to do this.
They got off the bus
I closed the window
Cue much cheering and whooping
They don't want any other passengers or the driver suffering any ill effects of the spliff they are about to spark up
clammy, dripping with condensation, stinky. dress as though you're outdoors, budget!
like as if it wasn't for the public and I was just cruising with mates in my own massive metal cuboid
not exactly Siberia out there, budget.
YOURE NOT EVEN THE ONE GETTING FREEZING COLD ITS EVERYONE SITTING BEHIND YOU.
Opening it, closing it, draping bunting from it, whatever ... It's the presumption that now I'm the bus boss and I can affect the bus environment to suit my whims and not those of the people who were already on the bus.
Even looking sideways at a bus window before you have been on said bus for, let's say, 10 minutes should be punishable by death. In an ideal world, all bus windows would be left in whatever position they currently are until the end of time itself.
Full bus, sitting at the back corner. directed his hips towards the window while sitting and let it all flow down his seat/the side of the bus.
Someone probably opened a window after, I just got off and had to get some fresh air.
I'd rather have a steamed up window and be a bit too hot than feel like i'm on one of those open top buses.
I open the window if I feel warm... if I feel warm other people must feel warm unless their body is stupid/ill and if they're ill then we need as much fresh air as possible.
It's not as if buses are that claustrophobic (well, the top deck at least) and you're not going to have loads of sweaty people like in summer.
Thank god for tubes.
It makes me feel claustrophobic and something about the central line makes my chest sieze up and I need ot use my asthma inhaler in order to breathe. God only knows how many years tube travelling takes off your life. And your soul. Being overground is so much better.
I was very grumpy about moving to South London until it became clear to me how much better the overground is than the underground, and now I get to take the overground for most journeys.
All the same though: fuck buses.
by which I mean the London Overground rather than national rail, is that the fucking penguins can't open the windows.
I hate being with the morlocks.
I used to always get a seat and it was full of nice natural light to read my book with.
buses in spring - heating on max
buses in winter - heating not turned on
bus drivers have been taking the piss out of us for years. the cunts.
what do you do when you get off the bus? wither and die?
that if you have the option of being warmer than it is outside, you're going to take it, aren't you? why torture yourself?
1. sit in a cloud of foetid breath and body odour, with condensation cascading down the windows and handrails
2. let some fresh air in and deal with the 0.5 degree drop in temperature, but still be warmer than outside
no way man, no way.
berlin is fucking freezing by the way, good luck on the buses over there.
the "window" is always open
Im not stupid--Im a man (!ythgimla hsurdlog)
Im not stupid
Im born again in hail and flames (goldrush almighty!)
Go tell it loud to all my slaves (goldrush almighty!)
You scum don't have the fear of god
All that's left is the iron rod (goldrush almighty!)
Lets go down, kiss the plough
Public system--burn down!
And let memory fade--nothing is wrong
Only losers take the bus
Only losers take the bus
Churchill was a shopping bag (goldrush almighty!)
Can you draw the chinese flag? (goldrush almighty!)
Its three blue lines and six dahlias
Paris is in india (goldrush almighty!)
Lets go down on my friends
All alone, we descend
Plastic food, tv--take your eyes off of me!
I hate misunderstandings
Hey, get these dead bodies off my racetrack!
And we cry out with joy as we drive through the rain
And our enemies claw from every goddamn side
Only losers take the bus....
Only losers, only losers, only losers take the bus
Im no loser, Im a letch! protect me! protect me!
Im not one of them, Im not one of them, Im not one of them...