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that have cock in their surname. tough break
tbh, I'd rather be called Hancock than Longbottom
which, as far as the kids are concerned, is what that name is
...called Paul Hiscock. What the fuck were his parents thinking?
...and it looks like he's a published author and runs his own consultancy. So if you're googling your name Paul, well done chap.
then getting taken away by the police.
and your mum is police
above the socially acceptable age
kid spilled a chocolate frijj in the hall. pointed at someone and said "ew, you shit yourself". 4 years later, that was the kid that shit himself. didn't even happen. brutal.
Kid in the year below me was having an intimate scratch during an exam and through word of mouth this became 'having a wank'. This was further compounded when he was supposedly spotted 'having a wank' in the common room during break time. He was always known as the kid who got caught wanking at school, twice. And the chair in the common room was forever known as 'the wanky chair'. If anyone sat in it they would be accused of having spunk on the seat of their trousers.
i miss school
its not too late
some kid shat on the changing room floor
after much "ewww!" one of the teachers came in and demanded to know who the culprit was
after an uncomfortable silence this proper nerdy gingerhaired lad pipes up in this high pitched squeak
"it wasn't me, but I didn't mean it"
cue half the changing room pishing with laughter and half the room (myself included) thinking "jfc man that's disgusting"
which at a young ages became carrot-top. Ive never had ginger hair, but theres a large percentage of my school friends that are convinced that ive been dyeing it for 15 years
everyone used to sing 'one lung *kid's name*'s got one lung' to the tune of one love by blue