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do you think it would be possible to make one hard without making the other one hard?
woman makes right one hard
man makes left one hand
zx spectrum makes both hard
I mean, the guy literally has two dicks.
However, even with two dicks, his stories of outrageous sexcapades are hard to believe.
Maybe we should test it out
Do either of you feel aroused after looking at this?
"So when you masturbate, how do you control the mouse?"
If one was where it should be and the other was sprouting from your ear you'd have to assume you could achieve separation of powers
Your mum had two dicks and you're one of them
thus the thread
while its really stiff, then let the other one go down and take the band off - presto you've got one soft dick and one boner. Probably pissing out of them both like that would be funny
how would you piss? pissing out of both at the same time or neither? and would you jizz out of both of them at the same time too? and would you need 4 balls?
is a one-man sitcom waiting to happen
Pull the other one!