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Trigger: Here, Mike, I ordered beer.
Mike: Don't try to be funny with me, Trigger! I'll tell you this much: I've had certificates for my beer.
Trigger: Yeah, I've had a few days off work with it an' all.
I'll never understand why they turned Trigger from being a bit daft to plain stupid, a bit like Dave from the Royal Family
"If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave."
Del: The way to impress these birds is to talk about money.
Trigger (leaning towards two women): I saw one of those old fivers the other day.
To add a bit of glamour