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not in any work capacity
especially if I hated them
I wouldn't want someone I didn't like eating my spit
It's ok, I don't think anyone would get any pleasure / satisfaction out of eating your spit.
well I suppose I meant I wouldn't get any pleasure out of seeing them doing it.
It's got my dna in it, my essence ;-)
in much the same way as a photograph steals your sould, eating your spit steals your essence?
Stay in the forest, it's safer there.
unless the sarnie recipient is the sort of absolute Percy who picks it apart before eating it.
banished to the forest :(
you could be baking a cake and decide to gob in it. it doesn't matter and no one will know
then everyone will know, everyone.
but i have no qualms about double dipping with the chef's spoon
quick spit. nobody ever knows :)
why would you? that sounds like the behaviour of somebody with odd issues, maybe control issues? (SORRY!!)
some lad's bag being nicked off him, passed round the whole class for everyone to gob in and then being chucked out of a window. I did partake in the gobbing, even though I knew it was really harsh. Didn't want my bag gobbed in though. Still feel a bit guilty.
I haven't gobbed in anyone's dinner.
And if I did then I wouldn't be making them food. And if I did and was, then I still wouldn't.
Read some horrible forum once (can't remember why or where) about men spaffing in food they were making for other people they knew. It was very disturbing.
tastes better from the tap anyway
By a man?
at any future LME events
my pint went missing it when I left it outside the shitters. So I got another pint, half drunk it, pissed in it a bit and left it outside the shitters. It went missing again but I didn't see who took it.
You've fucking lost it in this thread pal.
claim you've never done this.
I used to work in the gastropub down the road from my house, it was full of horrific out-of-towner types in Saabs and barbour jackets who wouldn't even look you in the eye while you took their order. Would regularly get moaned at if the food was anything less than piping hot or if they had to wait over 15 minutes of their precious privileged lives for it to arrive. About half of Oxfordshire probably contains my DNA.
and at no point have I done this - it is vile.
I have passive aggressively made drinks etc badly on purpose however, if someone is a dick.
just cos you can
Why would you tamper qith somebnody else's food or drink? It's the sign of somebody who is not right in the head or who has dominance issues (the two things not being mutually exclusive).
told her to bring her mug into the kitchen, which she did. I automatically put a teabag in to her mug and mine. Filled it up with hot water. Put in the milk. You know the drill. Anyway, I take the teabag out and there, floating on the top was a perfect globule of gob/ spit whatever.
She had spat in the bottom of the mug after finishing her first mug. wtf.
Yeah, fair enough I didn't rinse it out but it isn;t always necessarily required. Shouldv'e made her drink it. She was just like "oh yeah i spat in the bottom" Cool.
You can cook me a nice romantic meal.
So I will reveal that while of four people who pissed me off during my school days:
1 person got buttered toast containing one kind of bodily fluid.
Another person got to wash their hair with their shampoo containing another kind of bodily fluid.
Another person got to wash their body with their shower gel containing a third kind of bodily fluid.
And I poured a bucket of water, one of the above fluids and god knows whatever the else over the head of someone who spent a lecture fiddling with the hair on the nape of my neck.
In as far as the first three people are concerned, let me tell you revenge is a dish best served unknown. Actually the fourth didn't know what was in the concoction too.
He slept with one of them and the other one slept on the sofa.
He then said he made these sarnies and rubbed his gooch on them and then gave them to them to eat.
no offence to your mate but he's a liar
Or on the sofa?
How many of you not only seem to think this is ok, but have actually done it or know of people who have.
but teenagers, particularly of the male kind, are quite adept at being nasty, unfortunately.
When it comes to being clatty as fuck- as evidenced by the state of a loo in a pub I was in at the weekend (poo, period blood and what llooked like snotters rubbed on the toilet door). It might be over simplicistic, butsurely youd have to have some real issues to do this (there was plenty of loo roll,so not just a dirty protest). Sad.
I am not, therefore I have never done that, on or off camera.