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in the bin
in the sink
in the toilet
in the swimming pool
off a cliff
fuck off mate
while you're in it. spit water in people's face. not like, just stood on the side spitting into the pool
spitting water in people's face is totally fine
when people are ok with being wet
Me: I really need to go to the toilet
Mum: A pooh or a wee?
Mum: Just do it in the pool.
Young Charlie swims to the edge of the pool, clambers out, stands on the edge and pulls out his penis. A look of horror passes over his mother's face before she turns away and casually glides to the deep end.
just go underwater and FFFNNNNEEEEUUURRGGHHGH
In the appropriate receptacle jfc
my genitalia would ever be acceptable
than a spagged-on minje
while you do it is bad.
actually getting skin lubed up with your own juices - good
At other people's homes?
Do you kneel down and spit horizontally into it? Or are you just gobbing on the fag section on the top?
what's your first language?
then wash them later
Whos cut in front of you in the queue for the train doors
the mice might drown
*not acceptable for just anyone.
as long as it's not on the dancefloor
does everyone do this?
I don't know why.
as long as you do that really OTT rubbing of the spit into the pitch with your boot after
And back into your own mouth
Or if you got something disgusting in your mouth like a fly
i spit chewing gum in the air and kick it off the edge sometimes.
so watch out
an ex use to spit in my mouth AS A JOKE while we were kissing sometimes. like, she would push spit through into my mouth. and she's just laugh about it. disgusting.