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This is after the news that Paul Goggins died jogging.
put a bullet in his brain
Wank gone wrong...
Hmm, that rhyme might need more work.
No curie for cancer...
This game is shit.
This has to be one of the most widely-believed myths involving an Australian rockstar ever.
It was classic suicide.
Nope, that doesn't work either.
I remember Paula Yates saying at the time that she didn't want their children growing up thinking Michael had killed himself and she was adamant that this was a danger wank.
She didn't use those exact words.
died hanging whilst he masturbates
From the coroner's report.
"It has been suggested that the death resulted from an act of auto eroticism. However, there is no forensic or other evidence to substantiate this suggestion. I therefore, discount that manner of death.
"With regard to the question of suicide I have to be satisfied on a strong balance of probabilities before I am able to come to such a conclusion. There is a presumption against suicide. Having considered the extensive brief I am satisfied that the standard required to conclude that this death was a suicide has been reached for the following reasons:"
wanky dead mess?
died doing a Houdini
Special Forces came in through his garden
We don't really have much choice.
this is pretty mild.
Plus I extended the AQOS deadline for Icarus and a couple of others. Think I still deserve the crown :)
Princess Diana: a similar manner
Not feelng too wella
Fractured his skull (at least the telly signal's full)
Broke his ticker
shot by his dadday
inconveniently killed himself and not eaten by gerbils.
Running through a wood
through the windscreen
Was ill again.
Fork lift truck went berserk : (
Too much medicine
(You know, how some people say medicine as 'med-sun')
Killed by a pain reme-dee.
shot hiding in a drain.
Took his gimmick too far
Got pierced in the chest by a stingray barb.