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What will it be called?
Who will play the principal roles in the big screen adaptation?
Steve Coogan will play me, of course.
Nick Nolte to play me.
Me: Clive Owen
Dad: Michael Gambon
Mum: Judy Dench
Big Sister: Emma Thompson
Little Sister: Kate Winslet
Ex-wife: Louise Mensch
Played by Matt Berry, shown on e4 at 11pm on 5 successive nights, 30 minute episodes.
Directed, written, produced, composed and starring Shane Carruth.
an animated anthropomorphised guinea pig
Played by Jennifer Lawrence since she's on a hot streak at the moment
me wearing a monocle and a top hat, riding an elephant on the cover.
martin donovan in his twenties to play me throughout my life in the big screen adaptation. obviously directed by hal hartley. but, like, a drunk hal hartley.
with good makeup obvs for the younger years (It would start at age 17).
It'll be serialised in a paper. Every day. Or something.