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at a ripe old age and surrounded by those (many) that love him.
the nme.....- the Nottinghma Metorpolitan elite? Jordan's favourite vegetables? don't leave me hanging here.
unfortunately the nme is dead
of either brandy or port. whichever he is rocking at the time.
seems alright to me. Balonz however...
may the death fit the posts
That will shake the foundations of the universe to its very core and could have disastrous consequences for the rest of humanity. You fucking selfish bastard.
I fucking hate humanity
he can't be killed by normal means
at a ripe old age
surrounded by beautiful women
merrily telling each other dad jokes as the entrance is carefully cemented over
surrounded by ugly men
asking for money, but not under the duvet
to a sold out audience
and a smile on his face