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Spreadable butter is the greatest lie in the western world
for a couple of seconds first, or just leave it out whilst you prepare your food, never do it directly out of the fridge.
Joke's on her, I'm about to rip the new Fuck Buttons record to her laptop and she HATES Fuck Buttons
with fuck buttons
Melt it on the toast yr not making, stick it int microwave, don't cover the laptop in it, fuuuuuuuuuck
It's fucking gash
off road promoters
You're an awful human being who talks nothing but shit, but I've got to hand it to you your hashtagopinon# on butter is spot on. SPOT FUCKING ON!
Butter is the destroyer of bread.
and take them away!
(Not really I think they both like you more than they like us PLEASE DONT LEAVE US LONELY)
Plus it tastes of actual shit.
Butter, on the other hand. Fucking lush.
First beans on toast, now THIS, andyvine? Have a look at yourself, son.
just leave it out til it's gone
HOW MUCH BUTTER DO YOU USE
I dunno, I only just bought a block. There's loads left. My parents leave it out for MONTHS.
then I'll go back to butter :)
just cover it up. it's absolutely fine.
People get well weird about leaving butter out, but once you've opened it it's fine to leave for ages.
because I can pretend I'm eating a block of clay
the final straw was when I bought some of Sainsbury's own brand "OMG IT'S NOT BUTTER, LIGHT!" stuff. I spread it on some toast and you know how when usual spreads melt, they're clear? This just stayed a horrid bright yellow colour. Looked at the ingredients and was like FUCK THIS.
I use butter sparingly though cos it's full of fat and calories but at least it's natural.
This might be naivety or a condition of my up-bringing, but this 'revelation' blew my mind.
I will spend the rest of the working afternoon to search the internet for a butter dish.
you given up on pleasure mate?
and don't you DARE try and tell me otherwise
Take the butter out of the fridge when you wake up; mooch about; make toast an hour later; use slightly soft butter on your toast. if it's still a little hard, leave a knob of it on the toast for 20 seconds til it's just melting. Then spread. Then eat.
so you can pour hot water in and it SOFTENS the butter. fucking genius it is.
but they EXIST
Don't buy the shit do i
I dont use it either. I dont really have mich of an opinion on the matter really.
You wanna go down to the river and play with sticks?
or margarine (like, spread on stuff, obviously had it in cakes or whatever)
spreading things on things is very upsetting
Don't say nothing
Gobbles it up like a anteater *slurpslurpslurp*
be we aren't starting threads about it
and you don't even have to warm her up a bit.
and you don't even have to warm her up.
This piece of shit website.