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and then some dickhead complains his full english wasn't up to scratch on tripadvisor
would've already spammed my trip adviser with fake reviews
i asked for "tea and two toast", theh guy repeated it back to me, i said yeah, went and sat down, then a bit later he brought me over sixteen pieces of toast, no tea. wut?
16 slices maybe.
I hate cafes assuming I want it golden. Brown the fucker and spread to the edges.
8 is even more than 6
It's not bloody hard.
nothing snippy or sarcastic, that just makes it worse. Something friendly and apologetic and offer something that will never happen like "why not come back and we can discuss further - over a free breakfast of course!". Then the customer looks like an arsehole and I look like a nice friendly cafe owner.
Especially the negative ones, they can be brilliant. I reckon I could do a convincing job of faking them.
I know someone who does something vague to do with "social media" involving twitter and instagram and what-have-you for businesses. She is a twat and earns for too much money. I am jealous.
(obvs alongside coming up with interesting marketing and community ideas for networking sites).
That is the most supreme of chumps defined, frankly
he could have a point
the last thing I would do is open a cafe at 50, fuck that for a laugh. You would make more money and have less stress just working in McDonalds for 50+ hours a week.