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can you pick up the fucking pace a bit FFS?
I have worked 6 days in December, bitch.
We have the same real name.
Can we start a dance troupe called Double-D?
Knew you'd fall into that trap.
my sexist dancing dreams
it's being a dick about it :(
don't you just wazz a CD-ROM into your Sony MegaDrive these days?
this one requires a massive installation and it keeps freezing or giving me errors
i just want to shoot things OKAY
what is there to say?
I'm stuck in work..I drank champagne before 11 today and read some of a christmas carol to a colleagues kids. I can't complain.
PEOPLE - THERE'S A NEW USER ABOUT TO LOSE HIS FAITH IN THIS SITE AS A PROCRASTINATION AID. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
also, I need some fennel as well if you could look into that as a matter of urgency. Best, CAW.
fennel the vegetable?
fennel the spice?
some other form of fennel?
I asked someone in Asda (yes, I know) yesterday to show me where it was kept and they kept trying to take me to the car accessories aisle for a funnel. "You mean to help pour liquid into a bottle or something?". Idiot prole.
Go to Sainsbury. Tell them I sent you.
But I need more time!
for once i've managed to miss all the terrible weather!
so i can go round tescos and buy some wine.
that when my new work trousers get drops of rain on them the pattern of the droplets stays visiable even a good couple of hours after they have dried. What the heck is that about? I'm going to look like I've got wet trousers for the rest of the day.
So it's very obvious what people who can see them are going to think.
oh you didn't mean me
my wife has offered to drive over with the cycle rack but that would be so shameful to a man as proud and noble as myself.
when riding a bike in this weather, pal.
and getting her to pick me up ....
like we_blew_it up there.
someone on my facebook feed has just joined a ban waggon, mean while other people are choosing to show off their inability to wrap simple cube objects.
Mostly involving them helping them to work from home. WHY YOU MORONS JUST DO NOTHING ALL DAY LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
The only valid IT request I've had all day was helping a guy print an A6 picture of his cat. Now THAT's Christmas work.
I need to go christmas shopping after owrk. the thought is filling me with horror.