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If I'm not in them and no-one's having sex I'm not interested.
Dennis, if I was looking for safe, I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
it breaks him too - have you seen the gag reel for that season? Neither of them can keep it together.
and this is my retarded sister I look after.
We'd like some welfare please
Because of the implication
"A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power."
"Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work. "
"Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?"
"Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it."
"Speed has everything to do with it!"
You read your Gord-on Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout 'dem apples? And all that Gord-on Wood business.
I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH
"Shut up, science bitch."
Um... Africans, dyslexics, the homeless...
I absolutely love Charlie so much.
Peoples knees. :')
read this at work earlier and reminded me how much i love that episode
went for a wee in the work loo and started laughing out loud at the urinal then a man came in and stood next to me at the other urinal but i was doing those raspberry laughs where you can hold it in
I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!
If you do not get my sister her stories and a new room as soon as possible I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor.
The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gusts of a thousand winds!
Best moment ever. I had to pause it. It completely broke me
Don't look Sam. You'll ruin it.
(He hasn't got to that bit yet and keeps asking 'whats Mac short for?')
I will smash your face INTO A JELLY
... i err don't remember writing that
and I have a bleached asshole
there could be something delicious that wasps DO make and i want that
'I see a door marked private'
cause I waxed it real good with this awesome power waxer that the school provided me.
Dee inspired me. She said ‘You’re an awesome janitor Charlie. You could make this whole school slippery. ’ I said, ‘Sure, I’ll give it my best shot.’ Then she said ‘Let’s be best friends,’ and I was like ‘Sure, I’ll give that my best shot too.’ So we’re best friends now.
You're either a duper, or a dupee.
Charlie is THE BEST in that episode.