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Why does Santa always have to wear a red costume?
It's due to a Claus in his contract.
he had low "elf" esteem
I said "No you sicko, I'll be putting it up in my living room"
your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.
Because it was Stollen.
Q: What’s Santa’s favourite musical?
A: There’s No Business Like Snow Business.