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I have no confidence in my confidants
but I'm here now, and it's pissing down
the cat's done a shit on the carpet
What's the word on the Streets?
pleased to meet you, I'm Mike Skinner.
i went for the custard cream, rather than the bourbon.
Reckon i could've had one of both, probably.
I can imagine Mike Skinner saying that during dinner if he wants someone to pass the salt
Has any one seen my keys?
Fucking thought they were in my pocket. Now I'm gonna be late.
if Mike Skinner accidentally runs into an oncoming tractor
the phil daniels bits from parklife
-Mike Skinner receives some bad news
Hes got a PINEapple on his head