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everyone else who uses that website are total, total arseholes. if you just got kicked out without being viciously insulted you should count yourself lucky.
i tend to just start the 'noob' calling before everyone else starts on me, normally buys me an extra game or two before they suss me out
but this one group of animals made me do a test one on one with another player to see if I could score at least one goal. I proceeded to lose 5-0 while everyone else in the room hurled disgusting abuse at me from the sidelines the entire time.
i spend most of my time typing anyway, so i might give these dicks a go.
on and off with fifa.
wait, have we still got fifa?
we were still winning tbf
nobody else would be so mean
see you all in january
What about your dongle?
Keep those ccorners warm for me.
Increase the room limit lads.
My nights in are like my nights out.
he's a menace and probably the person i hate most in the world
it was rubbish tbh. Didn't understand the appeal at all. Y'know you can play FIFA online now, right?
you're heading for a fall
but we really need a Code of Conduct (for Smee).
1. When the ball gets stuck in the corner for ages
2. When a team mate tries to go for the ball when you are approaching it from a much better angle
4. Haxballers aimlessly running after the ball rather than getting into good positions
5. When you're facing your own goal with the ball and there's little you can do to not let it go in
controlled a ball and played it to a team-mate and was met with the comments 'omg' and 'lol' then I got kicked.
6. Getting muscled out of position by a team-mate
7. Getting told off by Smee
8. Not knowing whether Bendtner is going to be a troll or not
can't be going on without a proper warm up - it would invalidate the club's insurance for starters
it's not rocket science to realise that the player defending is the best one to clear it, rather than some forward hurtling back!
10. The whole team rushing up to take kick off, give the ball away. Open goal.
11. Teammates getting too close to you, or being too far away
and nobody makes themselves available behind you so you just have to keep bashing at it
any other shit newbs fancy a kickaround?
I'll give it 5 minutes
Scored all the goals despite being shit fuck yeah
even against amateurs.
coco was decent.
It's insanely addictive
I feel like Haxball is my 'hing from the Limmy Sketches
but i'm back with a vengeance
hopefully people can get in?
or is there a room?
after the last one collapsed
but they weren't there.
PUT ME ON THE OTHER TEAM.
horrifying swarm to play against. Brutalised :(
Pick of the bunch from earlier:
Can you please do a gif of that little one-two between you and bon which you put away to give an overtime victory?
really wish you'd recorded our beautiful 1-2 yesterday. My general play is so shit but those beautiful haxball moments are the highlights of my existence right now
it's really easy to panic and punt the ball the second there's a gap while everyone chases. I keep doing that when I should just be taking my time.
I'm demanding transfer requests every other game, you can all go fuck yourselves... I AM THE PROTOTYPE MADONNA
Gonna play anyway. Enjoy.
I couldn't work out how to actually kick the ball where I want to. Or actually kick the ball at all. I just stood there with the ball, did nothing and the other team scored so I was showered with WTFs and LOLs and was kicked out of the room :(
as for how to get any kind of control over it - after half a dozen games last night I've still got no idea.
like it says in the text directly above the pitch <3
if i see more than 2 shots on own goal i keep twitching and taking them off.
Sorry 'dude'. I couldn't take that chane
'mon, XMAS HAX starts here
just went into another room and didn't get abused by everyone
Bit drunk. Let's play.
if its too bad someone else can host
Feel like crying
With random teams.
Untrue's team would obviously win but i reckon it'd be well good
Get twatted in other rooms
THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS
i kinda feel like i passed my peak a while ago and now i'm just knocking the ball around for a laugh. same thing happened last time round
but still pretty shit. It takes me a while to get the hang of the direction keys too, I sometimes move away from the ball when I'm trying to go towards it
or you don't understand that I could press the wrong key?
Sometimes I press up when I want to move forward, so I end up moving left/right instead.
I just press the wrong one cause I'm not used to using the direction keys for games. I can't think quick enough. I'm not so bad now but at first I was hopeless
I still probably annoy everyone i play with though, basically never defend. Being a mercurial playmaker is too fun.
Is really difficult. However good your positioning, etc. I find you still get done regularly, including scoring the odd own goal.
i want to die when i do a pass and it isn't right
maybe I've improved a bit with positioing idk.
most of the bad stuff i do is when in lagging or just lose concentration or forget which player i am
srsly you guys know I was selected for the Wales team and played in Div 1 in the strongest UK league (Feed Me Haxball / FM)... just sayin'.
Ask anyone in a busy UK room about George Best.
im fed up of losing 5-0 to untrue and he's fed up of beating me 5-0
Join the room
by the way
do it again
off to LDN to reduce my ping numbers for better hosting
going into a pro room and telling everyone they're shit and then getting kicked
they despise me :(
(I'm George Best innit)
password = dis
chelsea liverpool and play
for it is Sunday evening
youre a haxball troll at heart
where I can see it will aid player development
but im up for playing