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I'd like to doigt the cunt
Imagine telling the grandkids this as an anecdote
I can proudly tell you that this the Leisure Centre I went to when I was little and I never saw a paedophile there.
once I thought this old guy was repeatedly touching my cock on the tube. Turns out he had a prosthetic arm. Close call that, nearly made a right fuss.
But I suppose we weren't there, we don't know the full details etc. It could have looked like some naked dude crouching down, when they didn't answer they just ushered the kids out. Imagine what the papers would say if it was an old perv and they just shrugged their shoulders and thought "probably just a prosthetic leg"..
"Hello, sir? Yes you there in the cubicle"
"No response, get the kids out NOW."
they just got the kids out before enraging a wanking paedo, seems fair
and who says they were hysterical?
also, none of the sources even say anything about paedos. they thought there was a guy in there who wasn't answering them, so they cleared the kids out so they wouldnt see any fucked up shit
"They believed it belonged to a “peeping Tom” and after alerting staff evacuated the 60 children from the pool post-haste."
Maybe paedos are like wasps. Trying to make it go away will only make it more dangerous.
not that you can tell anymore/everyone else has read it already
I got five clips of Bernard Manning :-/
they evacuated and sold it to the papers? Nice.
that the paedophile was actually down the road, dressed as a school.
and put 2+2 together?
there was a prosthetic leg floating around in the pool and everyone ran away from it screaming that it was a stray paedophile
TEACHER: Remember children what you learned in your Defence Against Paedos Lessons!!
GORDO BASTARDSTOPPARD: We had those lessons cancelled and replaced with assemblies detailing how we must work hard to win against the Chinese in the economic race
TEACHER: Will these BUREAUCRATS never learn!?!
MAVIS GUNDAM-JONES: Gasp! The dissenting Marxist!
In 1975, no-one died.
In 1976, no-one died.
In 1977, no-one died.
In 1978, no-one died.
In 1979, no-one died.
In 1980, someone died.
In 1981, no-one died.
In 1982, there was the incident with the leg.
In 1983, no-one died.
In 1984, no-one died.
In 1985, no-one died.
In 1986...I mean I could go on.