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Jim Davidson and John Virgo invite snooker players to eat as many fried breakfast items as they can in set time limits. Black pudding gets the most points.
Top 50 undisputable cunts
each day sees John Snow and Krishnan Guru-Murthy battling it out on a different game on everyone's favourite 8-bit console.
people smash stuff and then turn to camera and give the thumbs up
Wallace & Gromit attempt to sell Shaun into slavery to pay for the damage that all of Wallace's inventions have caused to Western Civilisation. Viewer discretion advised.
but presumably someone has done Braking Bad, a show about crap drivers?
Gout-addled panel show
Professors Gareth Lineker and Alan Hansen discuss the best algebraic formulae from the saturday.
Gameshow where females have to compete to win either a heterosexual husband or a recently transplanted set of eyes from a dead homosexual. ITV, saturday night 6.55pm, presented by Ant and Dec
I made exactly the same thread about a year ago. Which was a ripoff of a ripoff in itself, so I've no problem at all with this.
that's not really what I was getting at.
Pretty boring really. After the pilot it wouldn't get made into a series.
Dan Castellaneta dies after filming the 43rd series of The Simpsons. Yeardley Smith, as the only original voice actor remaining and the only actor able to do a single voice, necessitates that the show radically changes format. Each episode is Lisa wandering around a barren, desolate Springfield, reminiscing on the good times of the past and weeping uncontrollably.
Jaunty soundtrack provided by Alf Clausen. Endlessly.
I did One Man and his OG, and it was hilarious.
A hidden camera show in which Mr Oliver stalks obese kids, watching them stuff turkey twizzlers in their cake-holes for a week. Each week the show climaxes when the celebrity chef runs up behind the blubbery kids shouting FUCK OFF AND DIE in their fat faces. Closing scene repeats in slo-mo for 10 minutes, soundtracked by GreenDay.
Time travelling shagger sticks his Tardick in anything that moves, human, alien, vegetable, whatever he can manipulate with his sonic screwer, while battling the phallus shaped monster LarDiks...
Like The Thick of It, but in Ireland
one participent has now drink, whilst the rest see how long they can hold out before they first one goes to the bar.
A team of perma-tanned detectives and their rock critic consultant, attempt to track down the world's biggest heavy metal fan.
but probably isn't :-(
Pat Smear is dead.
James Bond's boss moonlights as a TV chef
contestants cook for each other at dinner parties, with each meal containing a boatload of Ebeneezer. Followed by a repeat of One Foot in the Rave
contestants are videoed in conversation, which is muffled by a behind frustratingly loud noise
An exhaustive and rural centric list of all the not so nice people.
panalists discuss recent bannings
the patriarch laugh at women doing things only women do
Trevor McDonald playing Super Mario Bros for half an hour
Chelsea striker subjected to ever worsening emotional ordeals and viewers bet on the date and time of his eventual mental breakdown.
Posted at exactly the same time.
A light TV magazine about a female pig. I preferred the 80s version called Hat's Life. The one about the fedora was particularly interesting.
jack bauer is getting much quicker at foiling terrorists
mums take ecstasy
Charlie Sheen plays the US President fueled by tiger blood, who just CANNOT STOP WINNING!
contestants have to negotiate their way across a board by breaking into a series of locks
* Hard-hitting documentary about the recent scourge of the country's canal system.
5 grans do ultimate battle to the death. if after 12 rounds they is more than one still standing, they must take a seat and wait for 2 minutes, the gran who can stand up out of the seat quickest is deemed victorious
Harrowing documentary about England international Ashley Cole's battle with agoraphobia
Contestants battle it out under the watchful eye of Michel and and Gregg in order to becoming the next big thing in revolutionary dictatorship
Earnest ITV family drama starring Ardal O'Hanlon as Labour leader Ed Miliband at two points in his life - his current predicament as under-fire leader of the opposition, and the time of his birth, centering around the left wing activity of his father Ralph (Frank Kelly).
A studio audience demands answers from a visible shaken Tim Lovejoy.
House ridden contestants try their hardest to do all they can
celebrities are forced to have relations with every day non-celebrities
Jumper-laiden contestants have £50 to buy three native people of the Caspian area, before taking them to auction in a bid (!!!) to sell them off for a profit
The Behavioral Analysis Unit consists of an elite team of FBI profilers who analyze the country's most twisted petty criminals
Hank's rhymes are surprisingly tight.
Unwitting designated drivers have their good natures abused
Reality series. After being told by the BBC that they'll only make another series with the main star involved the cast of Only Fools and Horses try and persuade an uninterested David Jason get on board.
A selection of households are timed eating their evening meal.
Tim Allen, Tim Curry, Tim Robbins and Tim(mothy) Dalton all join together to fight crime.
A horror show revolving around a spooky oven and the mysterious events surrounding it.
A short documentary series revealing the world of pee.
Half an hour of an overly enthusiastic American man telling you that YOU CAN DO THIS!
A sad documentary about the demise of a single tree in a park.
An unwashed Aled Jones spoons old egg salad into his mouth as Lorraine Kelly gives tips on what not to wear this Spring.
Notorious drug dealer evades police capture
Adrian Edmonson goes undercover with Chelsea's Headhunters
Australian version of Come Dine With Me
Incontinence sufferers are ridiculed about the wet stains on the front of their slacks.
Documentary about old penises.
Win Butler heeds his band mates' advice and moves his garden furniture into the shed, anticipating a particularly inclement and frosty Autumn.
Gary and Alan discuss the best shaves of the saturday grooming sessions using gilette razors
A series of documentaries charting the history of supersonic flight
X factor style show but with classical stuff
fathers for justice set up a gun shop
in which the jumper wearing bore looks closely at unusually named house parts; check throats, crickets, fireplace cheeks and so on
episode four on clerestory and enfilade is a career high
Each week Sebastian Coe competes against himself in this dancing competition, twelve weeks later he is crowned the winner.
Comedy drama about a house of student weathermen and women attending The Met Office's Weatherversity. In our first episode, young Michael Fish hopes his dry spell will end soon (but not with a cold shower!!).
OK, there's parts of Anchorman, but pretty sure there's never been a comedy done exclusively about weather presenters?
An unwashed and sweating Aled Jones spoons old egg salad into his face as Lorraine Kelly tips us off on what to wear this Autumn while choking back the vomit.
Neil Patrick Harris keeps hurting himself running into women
Needs no explanation
Real-life docu-drama set in a Peckham high rise, following two brothers as they beg, steal, wheel and deal in order to feed their heroin addictions.
Antoine de Caune and Jean-Paul Gaultier present a cheeky late night miscellany of continental moustache entertainment. This week, Lolo Ferrari meets a Belgian man with a moustache shaped like an engorged penis and we get a sneak peek at the private collection of Romania's top harvester of dead men's facefluff.
Embarrassing Bodies: Mainland Europe Edition.
Tom Sellick has an existential crisis making him believe he's a gourmet choc ice
Timmy Mallet muscles in on everything that Prohibition-era America can offer by intimidating his rivals with a pink inflatable hammer.
victoria justice and ariana grande star in this dark children's sitcom about a group of all singing, all dancing high school students whose excessive gambling on european football accumulators lead them into debt with evil moneymaking extraordinaire victor chandler. just how will they settle their debts?
mockumentary following the fortunes of a struggling Bargain Booze franchise, run by a delusional little man who believes himself to be a rather more inspirational purveyor of wines, beers, ciders and spirits than in reality he is.
Man with a raging thirst goes to a town where all the pubs have closed down.
One Egghead takes on five contenders. Still wins.
A television game show whereby contestants must cook rice using the correct amount of water and ensuring that the end product is both fluffy and tender.
DiS' very own plasticniki and Slicky travel round Britain to interview local characters working in the sea ports of Britain, interspersed with a series of Keith Floyd-like reviews of various bottles of fortified wine.
Late-night quiz show hosted by the Stone Roses bass virtuoso, in which the jackpot-winning answer to the question "top ten items most likely to be found in a woman's handbag?" is rawl plugs.
cat_race gets his revenge on DISers who bullied him in extravagant shoulderpad dresses
People stranded on a island describe the film soundtracks they would take with them
Documentary about an island inhabited entirely by slags.
Kevin McCloud's nan helps couples deck out their houses with Laura Ashley prints, frilly seat backs and knitted covers for the spare toilet roll
President Lincoln. 24/7/365.
Rick Stein, Rick Rubin and Rick Moranis team up to solve cold cases and perve on their assistant du jour.
ADD generation remake of the classic William G Stewart quiz.
Andrew WK amasses a mercenary army in order to overthrow a third-world junta and turn the country into a 24-hour outdoor rave. Steve-O turns up at some point.
Open-minded early morning banter.
Stuttering London wannabes get straight to the point.
Hugh Laurie gives weekly updates on his garden
Hugh Laurie gives weekly updates from UK riverbanks
And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who needs a solid 8 hours to keep himself together.
Gary Barlow and Nicole Scherzinger judge a series of hopeful young numbers with the gift of being able to divide into another number without a remainder
Surgeons battle it out in judged heats, while the public vote in the final to see who is the nation's best appendix remover.
A sitcom so poor it'll make you gag