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I have shat in four different ones here but for the past three or four months it has just been one.
But there's a definite favourite (far left).
and I didn't want him to get his auditing knickers in a twist.
I want to mock this soulless loser.
I'm so used to going there I just waltzed up on autopilot, flipped the light switch on the outside, realised it was occupied and came back to my desk. Only now do I realise that I've left some poor guy shitting in the dark. Oh dear.
You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
even if we're just shitting in the dark
avoid it if I can. don't like shitting at work. I just don't, ok?
it's technically TWO toilets, but I've used all FIVE cubicles. Need some further clarification.
How many pans have you crapped in?
but 3 are unisex, so given my potency, i don't like sing them.
But only the second choice if the first choice either (a) is occupied or (b) has (noticeably) recently been occupied.
i never turn the lights on in the toilets - quite liberating shitting in the gloom.
and become one with the faecal expulsion. Such sweet surrender.
Pretty sure I've plopped in every toilet here.
To be clear, not every individual bowl, but each of the gents toilets.
During a standard week, I probably crap into three different toilets.
how many do you wank in?
There's only 2 per floor and working in such a booze centric industry they're always full.
I like to go up to the 6th floor as they've just cleared people out to build more meeting rooms.
Fave though is the client bogs on the first floor. They're nicer than my house
asked if he could use the loo. I let him (just urination). But I guess what I'm saying is this man has an infinite number of toilets he could try to shit in at work. Living the dream