Man City Reserves (EDS) humiliate the world's best side on their own patch, coming from two goals down to outfight and outplay Pep's boy wonders. Some elements of the media bizarrely decide to run with a "not winning the group is failure" angle rather than give the Blues credit for one of their greatest ever results. Weird. Pellegrini later conirms that he does actually understand the quite simple notion of goal difference. "Bring on Barca!" is the near-unanimous cry from supporters as the big-eared cup looks bound for Beswick. Genuinely think we'd terrorise them over two legs.
Elsewhere, a stronecold average Shakhtar side outplay Man United, the Mighty Reds escaping with a 1-0 win largely due to Phil Jones spending the last 45 minutes throwing his face at anyone who comes near their penner area. Moyesylad declares his side favourites for the trophy.
Snow halts Bobby Manc's ultimate revenge over Carlos Tevez.
QPR sign Yosser Benyanoon.
Something about David Luiz.
Keane/Vieira doc actually pretty good.
Some other games happened. More happen tonight, with the English sides already through or as good as, and Basel v Schalke the only really six-pointer.