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I mean i dont (i do) but i always please mine. So, girls, anything youre shy of?
i saw a guy that literally flopped into the urinal. Thought CHRIST!!!!
if this is actually you, this is brilliant
My grammar is better than this joker.
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You're so satirical today.
on here today.
and I ususlayy love to do the work
can we talk about how optimistic you were that we would actually clean the chalet at ATP?
(I mean obviously I did because I'm a dork, but still)
and borrowed washing up liquid, scrub cloths and bin bags from one of the other chalets
like I said, I'm a dork
mainly just terrified of being eviscerated by Chintz if they'd charged it to her card =D
*that's what she said
(that's what sh...)
I should probably say thanks or something
so the whole place was probably a wreck again before he got out
and fucked off. At least you threw the pizzas away. And the wardrobe was erected.
The thought was there.
have you seen this?
I still have that 'box' you sent, you know.
I have a t-shirt like this...
that t-shirt: "
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I mean, I've not measured anyone else's penis, but I assume that they're all in the 10 to 11 inch range and the thickness of a coke can.
that says "anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant" that has suddenly developed an alarming sexual undertone
that I am genuinely excited to learn that you're getting some of the same ads as I am.
What: are we saying it's now cock size? If so, I'm fucked.
Or not (as the case may be)
He can't wear normal rugby shorts as they're too short. Bloody hate having to lift him in the lineout
Because his knob is so big they had to strap it to the inside of his thigh