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You have one hand-held killing implement of your choice.
Happy friday meths.
bit dark, tehwarn
I don't think I could kill any, because I'm not a murderer. x
or could I go to an old people's home and clear up?
Bit paranoid mate
on the anti-killing squad.
with a rolled up newspaper
WITH A SPOON!
yes it is a bit arbitary, but you have to know when to stop, you have to draw the line somewhere.
Don't want to make him jealous.
but I do occasionally wonder if I could murder someone completely at random and get away with it - you know, as an intellectual challenge to see if you could beat the police (I'm not crazy). Seems like it would be pretty hard.
I'm talking the sort of thing where you get someone to drive you in a car boot up to Scotland and strangle someone in their house and then immediately get driven back down to London. You could get away with that right?
In fact, I'm pretty sure you planned to take them to Scotland each time.
Might have to report you.
meths is regularly accusing me of saying something previously and he's always wrong.
getting some serious deja vu about it.
It's the perfect crime.
that's an acomplice, and someone to put you in the jail.
CCTV seems to be everywhere these days - you're bound to get spotted at some point between setting off and arriving at your house in Scot....I mean, a random house in Scotland.
or take the bus, have a beard, shave it off when you're done, and boom Inception
most mass murderers going for the high score need two boxes ticked 1. emotionally vacant and 2. not so mental that they can't work through a strategy. 2 usually hinders them, because, being honest, they're trying to kill lots of people so it kinda comes with the territory doesn't it.
if you're going by victim count.
Always said please and thank you. Did all his killing with a cheery whistle and a smile on his face.
serial killers, like Jack the Ripper who killed what 6?, and people who kill loads in one spree
(you seem to have grudging respect for the serial killer's craft)
turning up in a "the signs were there" type news report at some point in the future
0.66 chris is cools
and how densely leaved it was.
is getting down to the granular level of considering the foliage in a light-hearted hypothetical shooting question
cos my murder technique would be grinding all of you down to a granular level.
It would take skill to murder that many people and still be able to pleasure Lucien
(fuelled by hate)
he could be tooled up like arnie in commando and I doubt he'd be able to defend himself
Like, REALLY sharp, I reckon I could just run through Covent Garden cutting people in half, clothesline-style. Tourists are too cattle-like and dopey to notice. If I was dressed as a pirate or something then people would think I was a street performer and would take even longer to twig.
They have the sword with a blade shaped like a flame. Thank me later.
and im train am practice
and its proper annointed wiv me
mate i would absolutely destroy you in a fight. looting: me 1 you 0. i've got joints on my side
:( I wish I had some joints
3 was just with a knife
I think you'd snag a few more
how many he could kill before they killed him.
the "how many toddlers" conversation was the worst.
I thought this before. The guy who did the Hungerford massacre was armed to the teeth and killed 16 people.
That's fuck all. Serial killers never get more than just over 10.
not that I think that's a bad thing, but I always think that if I had to, I could kill a good 100 at least, and that's baseline.
there's a discussion going on in some parts of the states that would completely reverse decades worth of advice about fleeing from a gunman. The theory is that someone charging a gunman would save a huge amount of lives and perhaps that should be openly discussed as an option when training teachers about what to do in that sort of situation, for instance.
Obviously it's a minefield and would quite likely result in the death of the person doing the charging, but there are times where the percentages are highly against you surviving even if you flee. So your chances, and certainly everyone else's, would actually increase by doing the reverse of everything that's traditionally taught. It's an interesting discussion anyway
you and your US counter terrorism inside contacts, wagging chins
let's all charge him at the same time trick where everyone says 'not' quietly under their breath as you peg it at the gunman and then look over your shoulder for your colleagues joining in the cavalry charge and everyone has done toes.
I guess you'd hope if you got into a wrestle with them other people might either come help or at least have enough time to get the fuck out of there.
getting someone to be a project manager in the first episode of the Apprentice. Who's going to volunteer to be the bullet charger?
I'd be legging it out of there like no-one's ever legged it before, tipping wheelchairs over etc.
A crowd of idiot rioters had formed, as is tradition at Leeds, and not content with the usual deodorant canisters on camp fires shenanigans decided to charge the main gate and tear shit up in the arena. The whole mob started running at the security guards from a couple of hundred yards away, and one by one they realised how fucking stupid an idea it was and stopped, leaving four or five of the more committed whackjobs to take on the whole of the festival security. They took a look over their shoulders, realised they'd been deserted, and then just sort of slowed to a jog in front of the security guys and had to try and style it out, like they were just having a nice evening run and definitely didn't fancy a ruck no sir perish the thought. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
but building schools on minefields is just taking the biscuit
Longest sustainable kills-per-day rate? Reckon it's probably something like 0.03. Hypothetically.
because you have to change it up, go to different places. remember that washington sniper? that was unsustainable because he's A) sniping every single time and B) doing it in washington. how many people are being sniped in washington on any given day? everybody's on your scent. they know it's you.
"we know who dunnit, the sniper bloody dunnit"
I reckon if I really put my mind to it and applied myself I could get more but I'm a very lazy man. I'd get to around 8 and think, "it's hard work this killing lark." The police would find me a short while later drinking a cup of tea and idly browsing DiS.
but I could get my hands on a gun within an hour if I needed to, so I'm going to say six.
with a number scrawled on in biro.
where a woman murdered her husband with a frozen lamb shank and then disposed of the weapon by cooking it for the investigating policeman.
Always thought if I were going to murder someone I'd do it like that.
I live next door to the cerebral palsy centre.