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Born in wedlock?
No problem being born in or out of wedlock you bigot!
Soon put a stop to THAT marriage
so Y but a bit N - half bastard, etc
I didn't get married until about 25 years later.
some lad was absent. On holiday. Teacher wasn't aware. Some lad piped up to explain: "He's gone to Wedlock on holiday, sir."
Properly cracks me up whenever I think about that. Which is roughly once every six months or so, thanks for asking.
(Probably shouldn't have posted this here, though, cos it's like one of those godawful 'Diary'. sections newspapers have in which some knobend posts stolen quips as if they're anecdotes from the previous week.)
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock
I was at the wedding though. In my mummy's tummy.