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1 - Any comedy COOOOOLLLL SOUUULLLLLLL GUUUYYYY-type character with the afro / medallion / velvet suit.
D-love or whatever he's called
put that to bed please.
you need more up-to-date porn people.
with fake moustaches.
imaging bon iver in front of a sold out audience is the gift that keeps on giving
when the presenters were playing three separate characters (Clarkson the gung-ho Little Englander, Hammond the eager nerd and May the uptight hang-wringer). Since Hammond's accident, they've all gradually become gung-ho Little Englanders. Except Hammond now dresses like a member of INXS.
and now is reduced to pimping online bingo or something.
Looks really tired.
I bet he's minted.
big fan of the Octonauts.
I guess he's doing ok then.
Poor old James Lance is reduced to doing MoneySupermarket
oh and DiSisms
And its core fanbase who were born in 1996
I don't even remember Fresh Prince even being all that big in the 90s.
all day on Trouble TV then BBC before The Simpsons... and everytime I flick threw freeview it's almost always on some channel
I don't remember anyone ever talking about it at school either.
I just assumed everyone was having a nostalgiagasm over it now because of the weird contrast between Will Smith's image then and now. And because the theme tune's so damn catchy.
Except the one who's on pills for his nerves, sleeping in his Jag, separated from his wife and two lovely kids, Laura and Ashley. You know what's worse than British Rail sandwiches? Electro-torture to the genitals.
Let's shag it!
Surprised it took you so long to mention the above, mind... you kinky old git.
thinking lol means lots of love
That there London
I like big butts and I cannot lie
I don't hate them but those (first two) things are awful.
or anyone in the fucking world using the word "twerking" even (or especially) if it's used in the context of a joke.
Just like the first half of this year when EVERY joke tracked back to the horsemeat scandal.
saying rap has a silent 'c'. It's a shit joke that I hear approx ever 3.5 yrs.
I thought it was all hip hop these days?
but rap to whichever Radio 4 comedy contestant is making the silent c joke
who writes a column for The Guardian on say, oil trade between nations and writes a sentence like "Ostensibly, David Cameron rallies against the cry of multi national oil barons but we all know the reality is a whole load of fucked up shit".
EDGY AND MATEY.
That's fucking weird.
as long as you avoid reading anything he's written and seeing anything he's appeared on
People who get upset when people use fairly well-known English words that have more than three syllables.
I mean, what is this, a Year 8 PE lesson? You going to stab me in the arm with a compass and call me a gaylord next?
Another piece in one of the tabloids today about the Shocking Rise Of Internet Trolls.
they should at least make their mind up about what the word means.
The Shabby Chic look
being overly hierarchical in the workplace