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makes me feel good. Well done sean.
when do you think your mum last wanked?
when do you last think your mum wanked someone off?
where we talk about claire in house of cards wanking off that guy in the hospital bed?
If yes then yes, if no then no.
Should care home staff have a responsibility to wank off inmates (?) who can't do it for themselves? Human rights innit.
reporting for duty.
please god, let it be so.
but I know I'll end up reading it at lunch.
link me up.
Because it's all i have going on this morning
only rhyming the word desk
with assistance from my mate cesc...
fabregas! His shit is fabulous!
I know cos I looked in the bowl
I like poo and you know it's true.
Hang on. I must confess
I've failed to only rhyme the word desk.
my head's asunder
I'm going to bunder
nod once if you are so i can tell you something awesome
i've uncovered more nerd friends than i thought imaginable in the surrounding south london area. i am going to put on a night. c_r shall be a special guest. or something. idk but the point is CARD GAME
Because I've got a million from back when I was 14. There's loads that were well good in the day, like Monster Reborn.
the girl on the till said that the stuff i have from way back will definitely fetch some alright cash if they're in good condition. i reckon you could make some dough although dunno bout yu-gi-oh stuff
but an initial and mumbly mentioning of my reinvestment in m:tg has lead to a landslide of magic players 'coming out' and saying they'd like to get back into it. so going to do some kind of event in january where people who probably suck because they havent played much/in a long time can go nuts.
you should totally come along?
also, we should catch up soon good sir. I know i've said that a billion times but we should soon
if you're around for sunday brunch Stealthy and I and others will be eating/boozing
Break this down so a layman can understand it so I can take the piss out of it
This is more like disabled fish in a barrel and you've got a nuclear warhead.
There's a man on here who has sex with food so I reckon I'm not even on the spectrum of colourful eclecticism
I can sense some exquisite tragicness - references to magic, games, "organising a night" - but I can't put the pieces together, it's excruciating
except vastly more involved and complex and expensive, and a lot of people playing it competitively, to Vegas levels of winnings. But then imagine a bunch of people doing it in their room coz they're bored and never profiting.
some produce mana, some produce creatures, some produce effects. you play them to reduce your opponents life total to 0 (which is often displayed using a 20 side dice)
go for your life
Nissan S.P.E.L.L.C.A.S.T.I.N.G. but I've heard they've got gearbox issues?
and you went for the typo.
It will be The Talk Of All Our Friends!
Apologies for low-hanging fruit-kicking.
but it seems that unless you now put "rolling" at the beginning, no-one treats anything like it's rolling.
In conclusion: Rollin'.